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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1860 on: August 17, 2009, 03:15:03 pm »
LMAO Monika!!!

 ;D ;D ;D


(mmmm.... få se vad jag kan hitta på nästa gång......  ;)  ;D)
Sorry for stealing all your pics :laugh:
Love your posts, Sonja


(jag väntar nyfiket!)

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1861 on: August 17, 2009, 04:14:18 pm »




Jack: .....but this  spa is the best vacation we ever had! Ain't that right, Ennis?
Ennis: Yeah, whatever.....as long as that idiot would stop taking pictures of us every fucking time
we get into a tub, wherever we are...!

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1862 on: August 19, 2009, 08:43:59 am »



PASTOR (dramatically):  "...if any person can show just and sufficient reason why these two
                                          persons may not be joined in matrimony, let them speak now
                                          or forever hold their peace."


JACK:  (from back of church):  "I believe I have somthin' to say......"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1863 on: August 19, 2009, 08:46:26 am »



When Jack finds out that Aguirre has been spying on them, well.....
he decides it's time to go medieval on his ass!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1864 on: August 19, 2009, 08:48:09 am »


PASTOR (dramatically):  "...if any person can show just and sufficient reason why these two
                                          persons may not be joined in matrimony, let them speak now
                                          or forever hold their peace."


JACK:  (from back of church):  "I believe I have somthin' to say......"



wow...THAT guy from the alley is stalking Ennis, ain´t he? :laugh:

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1865 on: August 19, 2009, 08:58:06 am »



Ennis:  So, what do ya think?

Jack:   David don't look right!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1866 on: August 19, 2009, 09:14:46 am »



Dorothy was just shocked to see Jack & Ennis in this type of establishment!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1867 on: August 19, 2009, 09:19:12 am »


Jimbo (to himself):  I'm going to pretend I don't feel his hand on my ass.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1868 on: August 19, 2009, 09:21:32 am »


Jack: It used to come away easy, and now it's like seeing the Pope.



(a few weeks later)



Jack:  Hey Ennis, you were right, it's not so hard to see the Pope!

Ennis:  Told ya!  Now let's get our asses back to Brokeback.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1869 on: August 19, 2009, 09:23:18 am »




Rodrigo: ten dolla....ten dolla....me sucky sucky.  Me so horny, me love you long time.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!