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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #210 on: August 11, 2006, 04:57:34 am »


"Never mind those goddamn psychological methods a yers Ennis.  This is the latest technology... sheep radar.  Built right into the belt buckle.  Them woollies come up on me behind ma back and "ping ping ping!" goes off like a fire hydrant.  Er siren."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #211 on: August 11, 2006, 04:58:21 am »


"Ya know Ennis if you wanna walk around camp nekkid anytime, it's ok by me, I don' mind."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #212 on: August 11, 2006, 04:58:44 am »


"Here come the wild ass short ear sheep, comin a get ya Ennis, gonna nibble yer dick till ya squeal Uncle!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #213 on: August 11, 2006, 04:59:06 am »


(Jack, thinking) "Now don' go ruinin it all by turnin yer head ta look... but gee I jus' wish he'd splash a little louder."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #214 on: August 11, 2006, 04:59:34 am »


Jack:  "Ya know I wasn't lookin' at yer cock or nothin' Ennis, really, but if I was... it ain't bad, ya know.  Just so's ya know."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #215 on: August 11, 2006, 05:00:15 am »


"That is one sexy outfit.  I wonder if it comes in a size 29 long?"



"I got this at Rita's Western Wear, why d'ya ask?"



"Say while yer takin' those off... you don't suppose I could borrow that blouse for a week or two do ya?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #216 on: August 11, 2006, 05:02:01 am »


"Don't you be lookin' at my ass boy, unless you wanna get knocked upside the head."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #217 on: August 11, 2006, 05:02:23 am »


After the birth of his first son Jack experienced a temporary stress-related eyebrow overgrowth.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #218 on: August 11, 2006, 05:02:50 am »


(Ennis, reading, thinking.) "Ennis, bring your lasso."  I wonder what that's all about.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #219 on: August 11, 2006, 05:03:12 am »


"Pull those pants down, boy, cuz here I come!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”