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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #220 on: August 11, 2006, 05:04:10 am »
Outside Newsome's Equipment Showroom: "Now do any a you fine gennlemen wanna climb up here with your friend Jack and take a spin in this here brand new combine?  Plenny a room. Leather seats."



Inside:  "I just hope Jack doesn't start singing "It's Raining Men" while he's got one a them customers up there."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #221 on: August 11, 2006, 05:04:36 am »


"What in the hell is this supposed to mean -- 'I'll be wearin my Speedo.' "
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #222 on: August 11, 2006, 05:10:50 am »


"No honey I haven't seen your goddamn blue Speedo."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #223 on: August 11, 2006, 05:11:11 am »


"I hope your sure to wear some sorta swimmin costume out on that lake this time a year."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #224 on: August 11, 2006, 05:11:37 am »


Ennis:  "I'm jus' sendin up a little prayer a thanks."
Jack:  "For what?"
Ennis:  "No short ear sheep."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #225 on: August 11, 2006, 05:12:09 am »


"What d'ya think a me gettin a piercin?  Just a little one, ya know... down there."



"Listen Jack I tol' you. It ain't gonna be that way.  No sissy stuff, no girl clothes, no make up and sure as hell no piercins."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #226 on: August 11, 2006, 05:12:35 am »


"Uh oh... I think I got shrinkage."

for all you Seinfeld fans out there.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #227 on: August 11, 2006, 05:12:57 am »


"Well hurry up Ennis, I was about ta start humpin without you!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #228 on: August 11, 2006, 05:13:21 am »


"Sweetheart, sayin 'giddyap Jack' just really kills the mood."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #229 on: August 11, 2006, 05:13:46 am »


"What if I did this with my tongue?  Would that get ya to change your mind?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”