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"Yee haw!  Get up off yer ass Ennis, it's time ta rodeo on Jack!"



"You don't know what yer askin, boy."

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"Ya know what'd be perfect with elk?  Some a them tater tots with onions.  Mmm mmm."

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"I don't know why, Miss Pommeroy, but I keep having this dream about being a sheepherder in the mountains.  Maybe it's my destiny... you know, to be cute and horny."

for you Donnie Darko fans.

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(Jack, thinking) "He probably like me better clean shaven.  Like that, hm, stranger? Sideburns or no?  Maybe I can catch him lookin.'

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(Ennis, thinking) "Watchin' that boy preen is a little too much for my stomach this early in the mornin."

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"Twist, if you are quite through with your morning ablutions perhaps you could get your skinny ass in here.  You too."

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"You ain't sendin us up there with that cat piss tent are you Mr Aguirre?"

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"Ain't you a nice tall drink a water.  Can ya talk?"

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The Mysteries of Gaydar



Suddenly, at the bar, after six beers, Ennis's gaydar goes off.



"You all right over there, friend?"

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"If you like that hat there's a whole lot more where that came from!"