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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #230 on: August 11, 2006, 05:14:49 am »


"Yee haw!  Get up off yer ass Ennis, it's time ta rodeo on Jack!"



"You don't know what yer askin, boy."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #231 on: August 11, 2006, 05:15:07 am »


"Ya know what'd be perfect with elk?  Some a them tater tots with onions.  Mmm mmm."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #232 on: August 11, 2006, 05:16:59 am »



"I don't know why, Miss Pommeroy, but I keep having this dream about being a sheepherder in the mountains.  Maybe it's my destiny... you know, to be cute and horny."

for you Donnie Darko fans.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #233 on: August 11, 2006, 05:18:24 am »


(Jack, thinking) "He probably like me better clean shaven.  Like that, hm, stranger? Sideburns or no?  Maybe I can catch him lookin.'
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #234 on: August 11, 2006, 05:18:49 am »


(Ennis, thinking) "Watchin' that boy preen is a little too much for my stomach this early in the mornin."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #235 on: August 11, 2006, 05:19:14 am »


"Twist, if you are quite through with your morning ablutions perhaps you could get your skinny ass in here.  You too."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #236 on: August 11, 2006, 05:19:40 am »


"You ain't sendin us up there with that cat piss tent are you Mr Aguirre?"
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #237 on: August 11, 2006, 05:20:14 am »


"Ain't you a nice tall drink a water.  Can ya talk?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #238 on: August 11, 2006, 05:21:06 am »
The Mysteries of Gaydar



Suddenly, at the bar, after six beers, Ennis's gaydar goes off.



"You all right over there, friend?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #239 on: August 11, 2006, 05:23:09 am »


"If you like that hat there's a whole lot more where that came from!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”