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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #240 on: August 11, 2006, 05:23:32 am »


At 500 yards, Jack's gaydar goes off.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #241 on: August 11, 2006, 05:23:55 am »


"So I hear you been hittin' on the rodeo clowns.  Why not try me, I'm a much softer target!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #242 on: August 11, 2006, 05:24:19 am »


"Hey Monroe, which one of these two is yours?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #243 on: August 11, 2006, 05:24:49 am »


Suddenly, at a distance of thirty yards, Alma's gaydar goes off.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #244 on: August 11, 2006, 05:25:23 am »


"Scratch a little more to the left... ah, ya got it."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #245 on: August 11, 2006, 05:25:48 am »


"What I wouldn't do to see you in one a them grass skirts and flower necklaces doin a hula hula dance."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #246 on: August 11, 2006, 05:26:37 am »


"Honey, the only thing I go fishin for is trouser trout, and believe me, you don't want none a them."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #247 on: August 11, 2006, 05:27:00 am »


"So what do ya say, wanna do it in the back a the truck or drive up the road a piece?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #248 on: August 11, 2006, 05:27:28 am »


"Hey Daddy, are trouser trout fresh water or salt water trout?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #249 on: August 11, 2006, 05:27:53 am »


"What kinda man keeps Brut 33 and Aramis in his creel case?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”