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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #270 on: August 11, 2006, 05:38:18 am »


The young Ennis Del Mar kept his collection of special magazines hidden in a loose ceiling panel over his bed for those moments when he could be alone.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #271 on: August 11, 2006, 05:39:00 am »


"Say, I could teach you how to make out with a girl!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #272 on: August 11, 2006, 05:39:38 am »


"Put the saddle on the stove, cowboy, cuz we're ridin the range tonight!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #273 on: August 11, 2006, 05:40:03 am »


"Hey Senor, want some real good pictures taken?  I been to film school and everything, I make you look real good!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #274 on: August 11, 2006, 05:40:33 am »


After three Bud Lights, Randall's gaydar suddenly goes off.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #275 on: August 11, 2006, 05:41:12 am »


Very early on a June morning, for no apparent reason, Ennis's gaydar suddenly goes off.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #276 on: August 11, 2006, 05:42:10 am »


Poorly lighted bars and excessive drinking often lead to such tragic cases of Situational Gaydar Failure (SITGF).
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #277 on: August 11, 2006, 05:42:37 am »


One common symptom of SGF (Systemic Gaydar Failure) is frequent use of badly patterned pajamas at bedtime.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #278 on: August 11, 2006, 05:43:20 am »


Whereas a typical Situational Gaydar Failure (SITGF) is marked by random attractions caused by very large volumes of low quality alcoholic beverages.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #279 on: August 11, 2006, 05:44:19 am »


"Listen Jack I been meanin to talk about this all week... you been puttin on weight, see... and you said you wuz shavin that mustache off."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”