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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #320 on: August 11, 2006, 06:05:51 am »


"That was great! Now pucker up!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #321 on: August 11, 2006, 06:06:16 am »


(Jack, thinking to himself)  "You could bring him the soap, you could offer to wash his back, get to the hard to reach places."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #322 on: August 11, 2006, 06:06:51 am »


"We'll have us a little whiskey, a little smoke by the fire, talk about the love between men... oh did I say that out loud?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #323 on: August 11, 2006, 06:08:48 am »


"Listen Jack, I got something I gotta confess here.  I hate sheep."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #324 on: August 11, 2006, 06:09:14 am »


"Yeah ok you do have a cute butt when you wiggle it around like that."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #325 on: August 11, 2006, 06:09:39 am »


(Ennis, thinking to himself)"Damn!  I just fucked a man!  Never knew whiskey could do that before!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #326 on: August 11, 2006, 06:10:04 am »


Jack:  "Hey Ennis, I feel kinda sore, do you remember what happened last night?"

Ennis:  "Nope.  Gotta go."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #327 on: August 11, 2006, 06:10:28 am »


"Sure hope I smell clean and pretty enough when he gets home tonight."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #328 on: August 11, 2006, 06:11:03 am »


"So if we're both not queer, does that mean I get to be on top sometimes?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #329 on: August 11, 2006, 06:11:25 am »


"Ok, heads I go up to the sheep, tails I go in the tent.  Now where is that damn quarter I had?  Fuck it."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”