Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

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"Whoo wee, watchin you shoot a gun really gets me goin!"

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Jack: "Better stick ta coffee tonight, last time I drank whiskey I woke up with my ass sore as hell."

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"Gonna roast me up a little boot sole tonight."

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"Well don't you just look adorabe... c'mere boy."

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"Now Bobby don't go callin our Thanksgiving dinner 'gay'.

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"Step aside there, Rodeo, my bolo tie is longer'n yours and you know what that means."

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(Mrs. Twist, thinking to herself)  Why that boy don't look queer ta me, looks just as normal as my Jack... uh oh."
Suddenly, Mrs. Twist's gaydar goes off.

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"Jack told me you and he caught a lot a trouser trout up on Brokeback Mountain.  They taste good? Never had em myself."

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"We better keep our pants on tonight Jack, make sure nothin else happens."

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The Definition of "Queer"



Jack:  "Well how about just beatin off in the tent together? Is that queer?"

Ennis:  "Yeah, that's queer too."

Jack:  "Damn."