Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

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Jack: "How about jes a plain ol' massage?

Ennis:  "Queer."

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Jack:  "How 'bout wavin my cock at ya from inside the tent?"

Ennis:  "Goddammit Jack!"

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"Momma, if somebody else puts words in my mouth do I still get a lickin?"

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"Can't rightly hug ya no more with that paunch in the way, Jack, what a ya been eatin, whole sheep?"

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Jack: "How about tongue kissing, is THAT queer?"
Ennis:  "Hell yes its queer."
Jack: "Let's go for it anyway."

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"Now one a these sheep is a special prize sheep.  You look under the tail and find the prize!  Good luck boys! (hehehehehehe)"

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"Not like little Jenny here - hey.  Someone switched Jennys on me between scenes.  Where's the old Jenny?"

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Lureen manages to suppress a giggle as Jack slips a whoopee cushion onto L.D.'s chair while he is turning the television back on.

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Alma:  "Say what you like, Ennis, but pokin a man in the backside is queer!"

Ennis:  "You don't know nothin about it Alma."

Alma:  "Yes I do!  It's queer as queer can be!"

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"Jack could you do that tongue thing again? Maybe it'll get me warmed up."