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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #370 on: August 11, 2006, 06:58:21 am »


Wrangler:  "Now watch out, this bull's a queer one."
Jack:  "Just exactly what do you mean by that?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #371 on: August 11, 2006, 06:58:46 am »


Lureen:  "I got this outfit specially for this rodeo.  See how the little arrows come down and point right to each a my girls here?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #372 on: August 11, 2006, 06:59:10 am »


Lureen: "I can see little pictures a myself in each a your teeth!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #373 on: August 11, 2006, 06:59:33 am »


"Look Jack I tol you already.... top or bottom, it don't matter.  It's all queer!"

Jack:  "Damn."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #374 on: August 11, 2006, 07:00:00 am »


Jack:  "How about just man to man hugs, just touchin at the chest?"

Ennis:  "Normally ok, but with you?  Still queer."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #375 on: August 11, 2006, 07:00:23 am »


Jack:  "But what about..."

Ennis:  "Queer, Jack.  Drink yer whiskey."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #376 on: August 11, 2006, 07:00:57 am »


Jack:  "Yee haw!  Finally somethin that ain't queer!"

Ennis:  "Shut up Jack."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #377 on: August 11, 2006, 07:02:17 am »


Ennis:  "About pissed myself jumpin off that cliff, what about you?

Jack:  "Stunt double did it."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #378 on: August 11, 2006, 07:02:34 am »


"One thing ta do when we get real bored is... drink a whole lot a whiskey then start rollin sheep down the side a the mountain.  Boy they can really pick up speed on a good incline."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #379 on: August 11, 2006, 07:03:04 am »


"One day I got 42 sheep rollin down the hillside like bowlin balls.  Then lightnin struck.  Ol' Aguirre tried to blame me, like I could control the weather."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”