Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

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Wrangler:  "Now watch out, this bull's a queer one."
Jack:  "Just exactly what do you mean by that?"

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Lureen:  "I got this outfit specially for this rodeo.  See how the little arrows come down and point right to each a my girls here?"

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Lureen: "I can see little pictures a myself in each a your teeth!"

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"Look Jack I tol you already.... top or bottom, it don't matter.  It's all queer!"

Jack:  "Damn."

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Jack:  "How about just man to man hugs, just touchin at the chest?"

Ennis:  "Normally ok, but with you?  Still queer."

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Jack:  "But what about..."

Ennis:  "Queer, Jack.  Drink yer whiskey."

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Jack:  "Yee haw!  Finally somethin that ain't queer!"

Ennis:  "Shut up Jack."

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Ennis:  "About pissed myself jumpin off that cliff, what about you?

Jack:  "Stunt double did it."

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"One thing ta do when we get real bored is... drink a whole lot a whiskey then start rollin sheep down the side a the mountain.  Boy they can really pick up speed on a good incline."

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"One day I got 42 sheep rollin down the hillside like bowlin balls.  Then lightnin struck.  Ol' Aguirre tried to blame me, like I could control the weather."