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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #380 on: August 11, 2006, 07:03:29 am »


"Tell you what. My boy Jack was a real fine lookin stud, and he coulda done a whole lot better'n the likes a you."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #381 on: August 11, 2006, 07:03:42 am »
Wow, Louise, you really run wild here. You are in a hurry to get 'em all posted  :laugh:
This is just the oppisite of the "Lines from BBM visualized" thread. Great idea, I love most of them.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #382 on: August 11, 2006, 07:03:55 am »


"Nope, no lucky prize in this sheep.  I think that Basque is fulla shit."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #383 on: August 11, 2006, 07:04:25 am »


Note from Jack:  "Leave a note with the clue to which is the special prize sheep, or you're gonna get a special prize next Friday.  And I ain't foolin.  Jack Twist."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #384 on: August 11, 2006, 07:05:24 am »
What Ennis was REALLY Singing that day when he came upon a bear:



Ennis, singing to himself, "He'll be comin round the mountain when he comes, he'll be totally buck naked when he comes.... hm hm..."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #385 on: August 11, 2006, 07:05:50 am »


"Tell you what friend, that elk meat made me fart worse n' those beans did."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #386 on: August 11, 2006, 07:07:36 am »


Ennis:  "I can't go back up to the sheep now, whadda we do?"

Jack:  "Stay in the tent, do somethin queer."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #387 on: August 11, 2006, 07:08:09 am »


"I swear if he starts in callin everything I do queer again, my harmonica is gonna end up where the sun don't shine."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #388 on: August 11, 2006, 07:08:42 am »


Ennis:  "Ya know the way you drag that sheep along looks --"

Jack:  "I swear ta god Ennis you better shut up while yer ahead."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #389 on: August 11, 2006, 07:09:05 am »


Jack:  "You got a fly on your face."

Ennis:  Go ahead, say it.  It's QUEER!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”