Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

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"Mmmmm... Shelayannnn...."

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Sheep:  "Queeeeeerrrr....!"

Jack:  "Okay which one a you said that?"

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"Enough about the damn bear already, Ennis, we got ourselves a situation.  The sheep are starting ta call me 'queer' behind my back. I had to shoot two of em."

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"Can't shoot all the homophobe sheep, Jack... just fire a warning shot over their heads, they'll straighten up."

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Jack:  "Hey Ennis, how come if this is Marlboro Country we don't smoke Marlboros?"

Ennis:  "I'm warshin up here Jack.  And you oughta know Montana is Marlboro country.."

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"They say that rodeo buckles have hypnotizin powers.  Look deep into the belt buckle Ennis, you are goin into a deep trance..."

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How the Sheep Found Out:
Secure in a saddlebag, Nanette pokes her head out and suddenly her gaydar goes off.
(photo created by Roniabirk@StripedWall)

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(Aguirre, thinking,) "Hoo boy, the way the sparks are flying out here I'll be lucky to have two sheep left at the end of the summer."

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"And you, Twist.  No more feedin the sheep beans and rollin em down the mountain like last year.  I'll kick yer ass if you do that again."

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(photo created by Roniabirk@StripedWall)

(Jack, thinking to himself):  "That boy sure smells good!"