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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #390 on: August 11, 2006, 07:09:48 am »


"Mmmmm... Shelayannnn...."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #391 on: August 11, 2006, 07:10:39 am »


Sheep:  "Queeeeeerrrr....!"

Jack:  "Okay which one a you said that?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #392 on: August 11, 2006, 07:11:02 am »


"Enough about the damn bear already, Ennis, we got ourselves a situation.  The sheep are starting ta call me 'queer' behind my back. I had to shoot two of em."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #393 on: August 11, 2006, 07:11:24 am »


"Can't shoot all the homophobe sheep, Jack... just fire a warning shot over their heads, they'll straighten up."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #394 on: August 11, 2006, 07:12:03 am »


Jack:  "Hey Ennis, how come if this is Marlboro Country we don't smoke Marlboros?"

Ennis:  "I'm warshin up here Jack.  And you oughta know Montana is Marlboro country.."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #395 on: August 11, 2006, 07:12:43 am »


"They say that rodeo buckles have hypnotizin powers.  Look deep into the belt buckle Ennis, you are goin into a deep trance..."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #396 on: August 11, 2006, 07:13:28 am »


How the Sheep Found Out:
Secure in a saddlebag, Nanette pokes her head out and suddenly her gaydar goes off.

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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #397 on: August 11, 2006, 07:13:52 am »

(photo created by [email protected])

(Aguirre, thinking,) "Hoo boy, the way the sparks are flying out here I'll be lucky to have two sheep left at the end of the summer."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #398 on: August 11, 2006, 07:14:27 am »

(photo created by [email protected])

"And you, Twist.  No more feedin the sheep beans and rollin em down the mountain like last year.  I'll kick yer ass if you do that again."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #399 on: August 11, 2006, 07:14:56 am »

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(Jack, thinking to himself):  "That boy sure smells good!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”