Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

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"No Ennis, putting on boots and a black hat is just beyond the pale."

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"Hey Junior, switch the station to channel 4 will ya? That Chuck Connors is one red hot hunk a man."

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"Look Jack, I told you, it ain't gonna be that way.  I'm on top, and that's how its gonna stay."

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"Yeah I know it's take 175 mate.  Gurlz. Gurlz.  Gurlz.  'zat right?"

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"An' see if you can get some of that Lifeguard deodorant soap.  That boy just don't smell good."

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"What the hell is Jack doin up there taking his pants off...?  Damn - he's mooning me!"

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"Ya know I hear tell a ghosts up there on those ridges, can scare a man so bad his heart stops.  Maybe I oughta stay down here in the tent with you.  Ya know... cuz a the ghosts."

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"Those beans are lethal, friend, and I ain't foolin."

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"Sheeit Ennis, if another one a them sheep comes up and pisses on my boot I'm gonna to dropkick its wooly ass clear across the valley."

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"Hey there Jack, save one of those long slender ones, it'll make a nice switch.  Might need it to put you in line one a these nights. I mean put the dogs in line."