This is only meant for fun!
The cable channel VH-1 recently ran a week long special called "Undateable". Things that some men do that make them "undateable" to women.
Whether it be fashion mistakes, hygene, habits, or other things, this is a list of 100 things that women have listed as things that men do to make them undateable.
Women, do you agree with the items here? Men, which ones are you guilty of?
Since we have an international membership here, under some of the tems I've listed a definition of what the offending item/behavior is.
100. Man Shakes
(elaborate hand shakes)
99. Blue Tooth
98. Wrong Sheets
(cartoon characters and such)
97. Mandanas
(bandana on the head)
96. Tanks & Sleeveless Ts
95. Arm Wrestling In Public
94. “The Blank –STER”
(Hi, I'm the Chuck-ster!)
93. Vanity Plates
("cutsey license plates)
92. Quoting Lines From Movies
91. Unfortunate Ties
(Cartoon characters, holday theme)
90. Cell Phone On The Waist
89. Sports Cliches
88. The Flatulence Trifecta
(Farting, naming them, giving a "Dutch Oven")
87. Ordering Wine @ Stadium
86. Online TMI
(oversharing on Facebook and Twitter)
85. Pleated Pants
84. Embellished Jeans
(Jeans with patches, images, flames)
83. Rearranging Junk / Butt Picking
82. Sports Jerseys
81. Dirty Car
80. Aggressive Sport Fans
79. Murses
(bags instead of wallets)
78. Whining
77. Jorts & Japris
(shorts and capris made of denim)
76. Air Guitar
75. Boners
74. Fake Swearing
73. Hawaiian Shirts
72. Overly Creative Voice Mail
(over long, musical, or comedic messages)
71. Names For Breasts
("the girls", "fun bags", "the Wodner Twins")
70. Listening To Lite FM
69. Skullwear
(shoes, shirts, jewelry with skulls on them)
68. Speaking In Cartoon Voice
67. Can’t Throw Ball
66. Pet Names for Penis
(Herculeas, joystick)
65. Crocs
64. Pitted Out Shirts
(old shirts that have sweat stains in the arm pit area)
63. Booya
(Whoa! Touchdown! Booya!)
62. Tap That / Hit That
(slang for sex. That chick is hot, I'm gonna tap that!)
61. Playing Dungeons & Dragons
60. Going Shirtless In Public
59. Owning Nunchucks
58. Bling
(wearing too much jewelry at one time)
57. Stupid Tees
(t-shirts with "clever" slogans on them)
56. Bad Dancing
55. Busting Out Porn Too Soon
54. Biker Shorts
53. Talking About Video Games
52. Bro-Code
51. “Moist”
50. Leather Pants
49. Crotch Grab
48. Holiday Sweaters
47. Bad Table Manners
46. Cut Off Shorts
45. Penis Enlargement
(owning gadgets and pills to enlarge the penis)
44. Frequenting Gun Range
43. Tacky Texting
42. Chain Wallet
41. Getting Drunk On a Plane
40. Disturbing Laugh
39. Lame Pick-up Lines
(If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together)
38. Open-Mouth Breathing
37. Excessive Ed Hardy
36. Burping Loudly & Proudly
35. Owning A Van
34. Baby Talk
33. Dad Jeans
32. Hairy Back, Neck & Nose
31. Eminem-Speak
30. Wimpy Drinker
(drinking fruit flavored drinks instead of beer or hard liquor)
29. Double Demin
(Jean pants and shirt at the same time)
28. Bicep & Calf Implants
27. The Pregnant Man
26. Speedos
25. Bad Driver (Sissy/Rage)
(either a fearful driver, or angry driver)
24. Attending Geek Conventions
(Star Trek conventions or such)
23. Talking in Third Person
(Ex - if I were talking: Are we getting red velvet cake? Chuck likes red velvet cake. Chuck likes it a lot)
22. Riding A Contraption
(Unicycle, seque, recumbent bicycle)
21. Moobs
(untrim chest/overweight, so the man looks like he has "man boobs")
20. Guy lights/ Dyeing Your Hair
(guys with highlights in their hair)
19. Bringing Glove to A Game
(going to a baseball game, and bringing a glove to catch fly balls)
18. Tighty Whities
(plain white underwear)
17. Bad Facial Hair
(untrimmed, bizarre styles)
16. Gross Nails
15. Not Paying On First Date
14. Dirty Hair
13. Fur Coats
12. Bald Denial
(comb overs, pony tails, toupees, hair plugs)
11. Steroids
10. Creepily Into Mom
9. Excessive Waxing
8. Hocking Loogies
(spitting in public)
7. Mandals with Socks
(men wearing sandals and socks)
6. The V & Other Gestures
(Making a peace sign, or devil sign with your hands/fingers)
5. Bustin’ a Sag
(Wearing pants that hang way too low, so your underwear is showing)
4. Eye/ Face lift
3. Chewing Tobacco
2. Talking About your Ex
1. The C-Word
(C*nt)
