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Offline CellarDweller

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Are you "Undateable"?
« on: May 15, 2010, 08:28:53 pm »
This is only meant for fun!

The cable channel VH-1 recently ran a week long special called "Undateable".   Things that some men do that make them "undateable" to women. 

Whether it be fashion mistakes, hygene, habits, or other things, this is a list of 100 things that women have listed as things that men do to make them undateable.

Women, do you agree with the items here?  Men, which ones are you guilty of?

:D :D :D

Since we have an international membership here, under some of the tems I've listed a definition of what the offending item/behavior is.




100. Man Shakes

(elaborate hand shakes)

99. Blue Tooth

98. Wrong Sheets

(cartoon characters and such)

97. Mandanas

(bandana on the head)

96. Tanks & Sleeveless Ts

95. Arm Wrestling In Public

94. “The Blank –STER”

(Hi, I'm the Chuck-ster!)

93. Vanity Plates

("cutsey license plates)

92. Quoting Lines From Movies

91. Unfortunate Ties

(Cartoon characters, holday theme)

90. Cell Phone On The Waist

89. Sports Cliches

88. The Flatulence Trifecta

(Farting, naming them, giving a "Dutch Oven")

87. Ordering Wine @ Stadium

86. Online TMI

(oversharing on Facebook and Twitter)

85. Pleated Pants

84. Embellished Jeans

(Jeans with patches, images, flames)

83. Rearranging Junk / Butt Picking

82. Sports Jerseys

81. Dirty Car

80. Aggressive Sport Fans

79. Murses

(bags instead of wallets)

78. Whining

77. Jorts & Japris

(shorts and capris made of denim)

76. Air Guitar

75. Boners

74. Fake Swearing

73. Hawaiian Shirts

72. Overly Creative Voice Mail

(over long, musical, or comedic messages)

71. Names For Breasts

("the girls", "fun bags", "the Wodner Twins")

70. Listening To Lite FM

69. Skullwear

(shoes, shirts, jewelry with skulls on them)

68. Speaking In Cartoon Voice

67. Can’t Throw Ball

66. Pet Names for Penis

(Herculeas, joystick)

65. Crocs

64. Pitted Out Shirts

(old shirts that have sweat stains in the arm pit area)

63. Booya

(Whoa!  Touchdown!  Booya!)

62. Tap That / Hit That

(slang for sex.  That chick is hot, I'm gonna tap that!)

61. Playing Dungeons & Dragons

60. Going Shirtless In Public

59. Owning Nunchucks

58. Bling

(wearing too much jewelry at one time)

57. Stupid Tees

(t-shirts with "clever" slogans on them)

56. Bad Dancing

55. Busting Out Porn Too Soon

54. Biker Shorts

53. Talking About Video Games

52. Bro-Code

51. “Moist”

50. Leather Pants

49. Crotch Grab

48. Holiday Sweaters

47. Bad Table Manners

46. Cut Off Shorts

45. Penis Enlargement

(owning gadgets and pills to enlarge the penis)

44. Frequenting Gun Range

43. Tacky Texting

42. Chain Wallet

41. Getting Drunk On a Plane

40. Disturbing Laugh

39. Lame Pick-up Lines

(If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together)

38. Open-Mouth Breathing

37. Excessive Ed Hardy

36. Burping Loudly & Proudly

35. Owning A Van

34. Baby Talk

33. Dad Jeans

32. Hairy Back, Neck & Nose

31. Eminem-Speak

30. Wimpy Drinker

(drinking fruit flavored drinks instead of beer or hard liquor)

29. Double Demin

(Jean pants and shirt at the same time)

28. Bicep & Calf Implants

27. The Pregnant Man

26. Speedos

25. Bad Driver (Sissy/Rage)

(either a fearful driver, or angry driver)

24. Attending Geek Conventions

(Star Trek conventions or such)

23. Talking in Third Person

(Ex - if I were talking:  Are we getting red velvet cake?  Chuck likes red velvet cake.  Chuck likes it a lot)

22. Riding A Contraption

(Unicycle, seque, recumbent bicycle)

21. Moobs

(untrim chest/overweight, so the man looks like he has "man boobs")

20. Guy lights/ Dyeing Your Hair

(guys with highlights in their hair)

19. Bringing Glove to A Game

(going to a baseball game, and bringing a glove to catch fly balls)

18. Tighty Whities

(plain white underwear)

17. Bad Facial Hair

(untrimmed, bizarre styles)

16. Gross Nails

15. Not Paying On First Date

14. Dirty Hair

13. Fur Coats

12. Bald Denial

(comb overs, pony tails, toupees, hair plugs)

11. Steroids

10. Creepily Into Mom

9.  Excessive Waxing

8.  Hocking Loogies

(spitting in public)

7.  Mandals with Socks

(men wearing sandals and socks)

6.  The V & Other Gestures

(Making a peace sign, or devil sign  with your hands/fingers)

5.  Bustin’ a Sag

(Wearing pants that hang way too low, so your underwear is showing)

4.  Eye/ Face lift

3.  Chewing Tobacco

2.  Talking About your Ex

1.  The C-Word

(C*nt)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Are you "Undateable"?
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 08:34:47 pm »
Ok, so these are the one's I'm guilty of.



100. Man Shakes

96. Tanks & Sleeveless Ts

94. “The Blank –STER”

(Hi, I'm the Chuck-ster!)

92. Quoting Lines From Movies

85. Pleated Pants

79. Murses

(I don't have a murse, but I do occasionally use a "Mariconera")

77. Jorts & Japris

(shorts only!)

70. Listening To Lite FM

32. Hairy Back, Neck & Nose

30. Wimpy Drinker

(drinking fruit flavored drinks instead of beer or hard liquor)

24. Attending Geek Conventions

(Do Brokie gatherings count?  If so, guilty!!!)

21. Moobs

(Hopefully once the diet goal is reached, the moobs will be gone!)

6.  The V & Other Gestures

(Learned my lesson when I did it in New Zealand!)

1.  The C-Word

Oh yeah, I've said it!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Are you "Undateable"?
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 08:46:56 pm »
Wow! These women are picky! :laugh:

;)

Somebody gave me a Dutch Oven once and I nearly got SICK! He let a big fart and then pinned me under the covers so I had to smell it. I was REALLY mad at him for awhile. :P :P

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Re: Are you "Undateable"?
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 08:54:13 pm »
I'm happy to say that I've never been the victim of a dutch oven.

;D


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Are you "Undateable"?
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 09:59:43 pm »

80. Aggressive Sport Fans

64. Pitted Out Shirts

(old shirts that have sweat stains in the arm pit area)

47. Bad Table Manners

41. Getting Drunk On a Plane

25. Bad Driver (Sissy/Rage)

(either a fearful driver, or angry driver)

1.  The C-Word


These are the things that would bother me. A lot of the other items I find endearing. Like, for instance, double denim...just like Jack!!
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Re: Are you "Undateable"?
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2010, 10:04:14 pm »
I'm happy to say that I've never been the victim of a dutch oven.

;D

I'm happy to say that until I read David's post, I'd didn't even know what a "Dutch oven" is.

Nor did I know that it's possible to get bicep implants.

Where do I sign up? ...  ;D
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Re: Are you "Undateable"?
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2010, 10:06:52 pm »
Women (allegedly) don't like their men in plain white underwear?  ???

What do they want? None at all? Boxers with Tweetie Bird on them?  ???
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Re: Are you "Undateable"?
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2010, 10:11:27 pm »
I like anything or nothing so long as if it's anything, it's clean.
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Re: Are you "Undateable"?
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2010, 10:19:32 pm »
Women (allegedly) don't like their men in plain white underwear?  ???

What do they want? None at all? Boxers with Tweetie Bird on them?  ???


It's not plain white underwear, but "Tighty whities" they don't like.




Boxers are fine.





Or "boxer-briefs".




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Are you "Undateable"?
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2010, 11:32:55 pm »
lol i didnt read the list but im def undateable
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