Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5490705 times)

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"F" is fixer
« Reply #12670 on: April 19, 2007, 09:58:22 am »
Cassie asked "What do you do, Ennis del Mar?"
Ennis replied that he was a fixer of calves today.
Fixed! Fixed! Fixed! Fixed! Fixed! Fixed! Fixed! Fixed! Fixed! Fixed! Fixed! Fixed!   .....
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 10:04:14 am by Toast »

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"G" is gain
« Reply #12671 on: April 19, 2007, 10:07:59 am »
When Ennis told Jack he hadn't had the opportunity to be a sinner, Jack took the opportunity to gain the upper hand.  Fixed!
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 10:13:37 am by Memento »

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"H" is hindrance
« Reply #12672 on: April 19, 2007, 10:37:54 am »
Not about to let Forest Service rules be a hindrance when it came to the well-being of his sheep, Joe Aguirre ordered Jack to sleep with the sheep on the q.t. and ignore the rules.  Fixed!
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 11:11:07 am by Fran »

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"I" is ingratiate
« Reply #12673 on: April 19, 2007, 12:12:45 pm »
Downtrodden by missing Ennis and being rejected by Jimbo, the affection-starved Jack decided to ingratiate himself to Lureen by dusting off her fabulous red hat.  Fixed!



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This round is way too much fun. Thanks, Meryl. :)

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Good one!

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"J" is jounce
« Reply #12674 on: April 19, 2007, 12:18:38 pm »
Here we are in the middle of Riverton.
Where can we find a place to jounce?


FIXED!

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"L" is last-name
« Reply #12675 on: April 19, 2007, 12:59:30 pm »
After finding out his new coworker's first name and also wanting to be on a last-name basis with him, Jack asked: "Your folks just stop at Ennis?"  Fixed

=aside= Meryl
Great idea. This really is a lot of fun.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 01:05:37 pm by Memento »

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"M" is Mexico's
« Reply #12676 on: April 19, 2007, 01:06:05 pm »
When Jack couldn't stand cryin' over Ennis's post-divorce rejection, he decided Mexico's the place.  Fixed!


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If you can unhorse, and deplane, can you distruck?
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 04:39:17 pm by southendmd »

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"N" is nagged
« Reply #12677 on: April 19, 2007, 03:33:22 pm »
When Alma nagged him about getting a better-paying job at the power company, Ennis mumbled a dumbass answer and got out the door quick.  Fixed!

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As usual, you exceeded my expectations!  ;D
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 03:40:36 pm by Meryl »
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"O" is orthodontia
« Reply #12678 on: April 19, 2007, 05:47:51 pm »
A stranger to orthodontia as a youth, story Jack had his buckteeth filed down and capped as an adult.  Fixed!   ;D
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 05:55:24 pm by Fran »

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"P" is prolegomenon
« Reply #12679 on: April 19, 2007, 06:09:13 pm »
When the New Yorker Magazine published Annie Proul's short story Brokeback Mountain in 1997, it omitted the prolegomenon.



 However the story has been faithfully printed in later printings, complete with her prolegomenon.  Fixed!

def - A short section of preliminary remarks

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Xtremely interesting round.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 08:29:56 pm by Toast »