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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5489738 times)

Offline memento

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"R" is remove
« Reply #12680 on: April 19, 2007, 08:00:08 pm »
In order to get the car back by midnight, Lureen was ready and able to remove her bra lickety-split and get down to business. Fixed.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 08:14:16 pm by Memento »
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Offline Meryl

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"S" is shooed
« Reply #12681 on: April 19, 2007, 09:37:58 pm »
When Aguirre couldn't stand the thought of hiring Jack Twist a third time, he rudely shooed him out of his trailer.  Fixed!
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"T" is thoughtfully
« Reply #12682 on: April 19, 2007, 09:52:17 pm »
A cleanup was needed at the end of the condiments aisle and Alma was preoccupied with her little girls.  Monroe thoughtfully offered to take care of it.  Fixed!
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 10:11:04 pm by Fran »
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"U" is uncooked
« Reply #12683 on: April 19, 2007, 09:54:55 pm »
What do two cowboys shepherds do with the uncooked portion of the elk after gorging themselves.


Drip Dried Elky Jerky!
Fixed!
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 10:15:07 pm by Toast »
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"V" is verged
« Reply #12684 on: April 19, 2007, 10:43:42 pm »
When the bikers' remarks verged on the obscene, Ennis knocked one of them unconscious and asked the other: "You want to lose about half your fuckin' teeth?" Fixed.
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"W" is whiskery
« Reply #12685 on: April 19, 2007, 11:13:59 pm »
When Jack Twist couldn't stand looking all whiskery for his job interview (and new boyfriend), he managed a quick shave using the rearview mirror.   Fixed!

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"X" is xpressionless
« Reply #12686 on: April 19, 2007, 11:38:30 pm »
You go through live glum and xpressionless.

Find a sweet guy who loves you.
Fixed!




Oops, maybe not.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 11:46:58 pm by Toast »
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Round 477
« Reply #12687 on: April 20, 2007, 12:28:39 am »
Round 477

More Fixin'
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"A" is achy
« Reply #12688 on: April 20, 2007, 08:49:42 am »
When you can't stand your tired, achy feet, plop them in the nearest taciturn cowboy's lap and ask for a foot rub.  Fixed!


=aside=
Somebody lookin' for me?

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"B" is butcher
« Reply #12689 on: April 20, 2007, 09:19:41 am »
When filming a scene in a grocery store and it just doesn't look authentic enough, stick a butcher or two in the background.  Fixed!
« Last Edit: April 20, 2007, 02:43:03 pm by Fran »
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