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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5489102 times)

Offline memento

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"C" is caffeine
« Reply #12690 on: April 20, 2007, 09:35:56 am »
When Alma tries to delay Ennis's first "fishing trip" with Jack by offering him some caffeine, Ennis replies: "He's from Texas." Fixed!
« Last Edit: April 20, 2007, 09:41:03 am by Memento »
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"D" is donut
« Reply #12691 on: April 20, 2007, 09:43:25 am »
If it's May and the script calls for a honeymoon pickup spinning a donut in an icy parking lot, just improvise and shoot a honeymoon tobogganing scene in the mountains instead.   Fixed!
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"E" is evenly
« Reply #12692 on: April 20, 2007, 10:18:50 am »
If you've no idea how to properly pack a mule, carefully observe a Basque as he evenly divides the weight and secures the packs with double diamonds and half hitches.  Fixed!
« Last Edit: April 20, 2007, 10:29:43 am by Fran »
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"F" is friction
« Reply #12693 on: April 20, 2007, 10:33:34 am »
If you want to reduce friction when having sex for the first time and don't have a lubricant, clear slick and a little spit can be used in a pinch. Fixed!
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"G" is gravitational
« Reply #12694 on: April 20, 2007, 12:18:23 pm »
If you believe you are immune to the earth's gravitational pull whilst on a low-startle-point horse, and get thrown anyway; simply tell your cowboy friend, "Well, she got lucky."  Fixed!
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"H" is handsomest
« Reply #12695 on: April 20, 2007, 12:32:21 pm »
Jack Twist, as written by Annie Proulx, was not the handsomest character.

At first glance Jack seemed fair enough with his curly hair and quick laugh, but for a small man he carried some weight in the haunch and his smile disclosed buckteeth, not pronounced enough to let him eat popcorn out of the neck of a jug, but noticeable.  Jack's big teeth bringing blood during the reunion kiss.  He got a busted leg, busted in three places. 

He sure as hell seem in one piece to Ennis.

Jack had filled out through the shoulders and hams, he'd had his front teeth filed down and capped, said he'd felt no pain, and to finish the job grew a heavy mustache.

Hire Jake Gyllenhaal,
get a fake moustche:


Add a fat suit.


Fixed!
« Last Edit: April 20, 2007, 01:03:52 pm by Toast »
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"I" is intelligible
« Reply #12696 on: April 20, 2007, 12:45:50 pm »
When you can't stand having to compose an intelligible parting comment to someone you just had a drunken fling with, just grunt and ride off as quickly as possible.  Fixed!

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"J" is journey's
« Reply #12697 on: April 20, 2007, 01:55:43 pm »
If you can't stand the fact that at your journey's end your newly divorced lover would rather spend the weekend with his children than with you, turn around and head for Mexico.  Fixed!

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"L" is long-lost
« Reply #12698 on: April 20, 2007, 01:59:53 pm »
When you can't stand waiting for your long-lost lover, be sure to plant on him the longest lip-lock of his life.  Fixed!
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"M" is makeshift
« Reply #12699 on: April 20, 2007, 02:15:18 pm »
When you need a quick shave to make a good impression on your future coworker, you can use your car as a makeshift barber shop. Fixed!

« Last Edit: April 20, 2007, 02:21:50 pm by Memento »
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