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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5488855 times)

Offline Meryl

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"V" is validates
« Reply #12730 on: April 23, 2007, 04:10:05 pm »
When something in a cowboy's friendly smile validates your suspicions that he might be into riding more than bulls, politely decline the offered beer and hightail it to the nearest pool table.  Fixed!

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"W" is willies
« Reply #12731 on: April 23, 2007, 04:15:46 pm »
If Old Man Twist's cup-spittin' gives you the willies, take Ma Twist's offer of a look-see upstairs.  Fixed!
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"X" is x-employees
« Reply #12732 on: April 23, 2007, 05:28:33 pm »
If one of your x-employees from '63 shows up expecting to be rehired up on Brokeback, just say, "[Insert name here], you guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs baby-sit the sheep while you stemmed the rose."   Fixed!

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Round 479!
« Reply #12733 on: April 23, 2007, 05:29:50 pm »
Round 479!

   
More
fixing....
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"A" is all-out
« Reply #12734 on: April 23, 2007, 06:12:20 pm »
When you make an all-out effort to surprise your lover by showing up unexpectedly after his divorce, but don't have his address, ask everyone in town if they know where he lives. Fixed!



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"B" is binging
« Reply #12735 on: April 23, 2007, 10:43:45 pm »
When you can't stand binging on beans, drop a hint to your cowboyfriend and see what happens.  Fixed!

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"C" is cock-a-hoop
« Reply #12736 on: April 24, 2007, 12:06:13 am »
When you can't stand that your pal thinks you're a fuck-up because you like bull riding, get up and jump around to demonstrate how cool it is until you fall down all cock-a-hoop.  Fixed!



def.= unbalanced or twisted; in an unbalanced or twisted position
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"D" is disdain
« Reply #12737 on: April 24, 2007, 09:13:49 am »
When your wife asks you: "Why is it that husbands never want to dance with their wives?", with some disdain you turn to the wife of the man you have been making eye contact with, and ask her if she would like to dance. Fixed!

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"E" is enchantment
« Reply #12738 on: April 24, 2007, 11:10:35 am »
When distance no longer lends enchantment, contact your long-lost cowboyfriend by postcard.  Fixed!


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"'Tis distance lends enchantment to the view, and robes the mountain in its azure hue."

The original quotation by Thomas Campbell

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"F" is friends
« Reply #12739 on: April 24, 2007, 02:36:12 pm »
How to communicate between friends and not look like more than casual fishin' buddies:  Postcards.   Fixed!

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