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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5488925 times)

Offline Meryl

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"S" is squiffy
« Reply #12750 on: April 25, 2007, 06:21:57 pm »
When you can't stand being horny as a toad while in the company of a hot but clueless cowboy, drink with him til he's good and squiffy, then invite him into your tent to keep warm.  Fixed!
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"T" is transportation
« Reply #12751 on: April 25, 2007, 09:29:16 pm »
If you have to get to Signal for a job interview and transportation is an issue, hitch a ride with a truck driver.  Fixed!
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"U" is unzip
« Reply #12752 on: April 25, 2007, 09:53:23 pm »
When you can't stand that your bedroll partner has rejected your "handy" offer, it helps if you can later unzip with one hand.  Fixed!
« Last Edit: April 25, 2007, 11:29:26 pm by southendmd »
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"V" is vulgarity
« Reply #12753 on: April 25, 2007, 10:51:47 pm »
When you can't stand that whiff of vulgarity that clings to you after some small town socializing, just bring up your cushy job at Neiman-Marcus in Dallas to let folks know you have refined tastes.  Fixed!

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"W" is well-to-do
« Reply #12754 on: April 26, 2007, 07:56:39 am »
When you only make three thousand dollars in a year and are practically starving, meet a girl from a well-to-do family, sweep her off her feet, get her pregnant before or after you marry her and then contact your long-lost lover. Fixed!
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"X" is x-employee
« Reply #12755 on: April 26, 2007, 08:51:55 am »
When you can't stand that an x-employee has come looking for work, chew on a toothpick and pick a colorful turn of phrase to tell him you spied on him while cavorting with his cowboyfriend.  Fixed!
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Round 480!
« Reply #12756 on: April 26, 2007, 08:55:57 am »
Round 480!
More fixin', Matey!

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"A" is aid
« Reply #12757 on: April 26, 2007, 10:07:08 am »
If you're trying to drive to Childress on the panhandle highway, and your pickup is worn out, and you have no chewing gum or baling wire with you, just wait on the highway for some cowboy to come to your aid.  Fixed!

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I'm back, and still English (Not Frenchly Toasted, Sandy.)
This 'fixed' theme is marvellous.
An excellent review of the whole film.

=aside= Paul
Love the 'Band Aid' announcement.
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"B" is breast-feed
« Reply #12758 on: April 26, 2007, 11:14:53 am »
When you don't want to breast-feed your newborn, have your mother bring two whole boxes of formula, which is the only thing she can talk about when seeing her grandchild. Fixed!

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Welcome back and glad to see you're still wry toast.
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"C" is charm
« Reply #12759 on: April 26, 2007, 12:23:11 pm »
When you're a lonely, down-and-out rodeo rider, you can try to charm the nearest rodeo clown by complimenting him and offering him a beer.  Fixed! (But not for long...)
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