I can just see it now.... everyone boards the airplane, sits down, buckles their seat belts, unbuckles their seat belts, stands back up and gets back off the plane.
"Wow, that was quick! And a smooth flight too! I never even felt the airplane move!"
"And that airport sure does look familiar too!"
Well, DUH!!
See, you all thought airline tickets were expensive before... but now they want to charge you for not going anywhere at all.