Thank goodness you didn't choke on those M&M's! We love this thread, and it's good to know it gave you a good laugh. 
I reckon this thread is the most fun you can have without either a man, battery operated device, whipped cream or chocolate!!!!
I have been so depressed recently,I really had forgotten how good it is just to have a proper belly laugh.as opposed to a wry grin.
In fact my daughter ran up to her brother when he returned fom a friends house and said 'You'll never guess what, mum was laughing so much before she nearly wet herself"
That is how grim things have been here recently.
Trust Bettermost to have a solution to pretty well everything!!!!!!