Here are all the Malaysian subtitles, as originally posted by Sheyene:
LINE: Your folks just stop at Ennis? / Del Mar
SUBTITLE: Folks are here? / Balmore
LINE: You pair deuces lookin for work I suggest you get your scrawny asses in here pronto..
SUBTITLE: You pay look for work I suggest you get your scrawny asses in your pronto
LINE: Thought I'd asphyxiate from the smell
SUBTITLE: Thought I've to fix it from the smear
LINE: ..unless you wanna sit around tyin knots all day..
SUBTITLE: I'll get this one and see around town, that's all
LINE: Beats workin for my old man..
SUBTITLE: he used to work for my old man
LINE: So why didn't we get the powdered milk and the spuds?
SUBTITLE: Yes, why don't we get a pail of milk on the spot?
LINE: What if Aguirre finds out, hunh?
SUBTITLE: What if Gary finds out, huh? (gary??)
LINE: Spend half the night checkin for damn coyotes..
SUBTITLE: Spent happy nite and checking for damn Kyle (kyle?!?!!?)
LINE: I am pretty good with a can opener though..
SUBTITLE: I'm am pretty good with a canoe though (uuhhh.. good)
LINE: Tomorrow mornin we'll truck you up to the jump off
SUBTITLE: My man will check you out at the jump off (i'll bet he will... binoculars an all)
LINE: Only thing, don't ever order soup
SUBTITLE: Only thing.. your man will order soup
LINE: I'm commutin 4 hours a day
SUBTITLE: I can meet you for hours a day (we wish.. we also wish for it to be filmed..)
LINE: Aguirre's got no right makin me do this.
SUBTITLE: Gay's not rite to make me do this
LINE: Said my uncle didn't die after all.. says bring em down
SUBTITLE: said my uncle went died, says you bring him down (WTF?!?!)
LINE: You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there..
SUBTITLE: You boys should find a way to make a turn pass up up you (see above)
LINE: Twist your uncle Harolds in the hospital with pneumonia
SUBTITLE: you uncle is in hospital of ammonia (let this be a lesson to you - cleaning is BAD)
LINE: i'm gonna go up to the sheep now..
SUBTITLE: I'm going outta this sh*t now..
LINE: Ennis, can you wipe Alma Jnr's nose?
SUBTITLE: Ennis could you pump Junior's nose?
LINE: Are you sure the girls are asleep?
SUBTITLE: I should go to sleep. (yes, Alma, you should)
LINE: I'd like to buy Jimbo here a beer.
SUBTITLE: I'd like to buy Jim O'Neal a beer. (oh, that clears it up..)
LINE: So save your money for your next entry fee, cowboy.
SUBTITLE: So. Save money for next injury feet, cowboy.
LINE: Y'ever try calf ropin'?
SUBTITLE: You're tracked down a bit.
LINE: Wooee, look at this crowd! Be a lotta pussy on the hump in a crowd like this!!
SUBTITLE: Look at this god! There're lots of pussies on the ground like this
LINE: You need to shut your slopbucket mouth, y'hear?
SUBTITLE: You need to shut your "starbug" mouth, you hear (I didn't add those quotation marks guys..)
LINE: Lureen Newsome. Her dad sells farm equipment, I mean big farm equipment.
SUBTITLE: Laren Newsom. Her dad sells farmer things, I mean big farmer.
LINE: My daddy's the hurry, sposed to be home with the car by midnight.
SUBTITLE: My body is in hurry, I should be home in the midnite (well, she's gettin naked with Jake G, can't blame her body, really)
LINE: I can already see what little Bobby looks like.
SUBTITLE: I already see a little barbie she looks like. (hmm)
LINE: For you forgettin to bring that harmonica..
SUBTITLE: you forget to bring me Hallmark
LINE: New model comin in this week, remember?
SUBTITLE: Your mother coming down this week
LINE: Ennis there's an opening at the power company, might be good pay
SUBTITLE: In the state open and all that power company might pay
LINE: As far behind as we are on the bills...
SUBTITLE: If far behind, we're the best. (yup, you go girl)
LINE: I'd have em if you'd support em.
SUBTITLE: I don't have you to support em (i thought this was interesting...)
LINE: Senor..
SUBTITLE: Here we are (you bet)
LINE: I used to wonder how come you never bought any trouts home... (etc)
SUBTITLE: I used to wonder how come you never bought any tracts homes. You always say you can't play any. You know how mean the gal like fish. So 1 nite, i got your queer case open up before you win your little trip..
LINE: Price tags still on it after five years..
SUBTITLE: But I take still long after 5 years..
LINE: You're safe. My feet hurt.
SUBTITLE: You see, my feet here hope.
LINE: And with the round up coming, I won't ever be home.
SUBTITLE: I want a round up common, I want everybody home
LINE: I guess I'll head on up to Lightening Flat.
SUBTITLE: I guess I had a bone light and flat. (Mandy, it is in your capable hands to make something truly filthy out of this... its there, its all there, bones, flats...)
LINE: After we ship stock..
SUBTITLE: after we shit stuff..
LINE: We can hunt in November, kill us a nice elk...
SUBTITLE: We can hug on November, caress and nice oak.
LINE: This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.
SUBTITLE: This is a goddamn non-side victory situation. (how COULD they?
)
LINE: Ennis, girls don't fall in love with fun!
SUBTITLE: Ennis doesn't fill and live and fun
LINE: He was cremated, like he wanted.
SUBTITLE: He was cramp at it like he wants it.
LINE: We got a family plot and he's goin in it.
SUBTITLE: Where you get a family plant, he's going at it... (Hmrrmm, well, we can only wish he's goin at it BEHIND this plant.. and that somebody's filming it for us... go Jack..)
