I was in college, we were partying at a friends house. He did not have electricity in the back of the house because he had shot the TV with a pistol and it had messed up the wiring. About midnight we were S-T-O-N-E-D out of our minds and had the munchies real bad. My friend gets out this hot plate and cooks us up some sausage sandwiches which, in the process of devouring I notice, is still raw inside.
I don't know why I am even alive.