What a great blog title, Chuck! The irony of it is not lost, that's for sure.
I've only bowled once in my life. First time I threw a ball about 20 (ahem!) years ago, I got a strike. Figured I'd just stop right there, and remember the sport fondly, retiring as a champion after one throw.
I would say that your winning personality and your love of music are right up this league's alley, ha-ha. Best of luck to ya!