People's Sexiest Man Alive: George $%&*ing Clooney?

[David]

The man of the hour ..





*runs off and hides .. preparing for a rotten-tomato storm*   

Aww, he got tomato juice on his nice suit.    LOL

[Lumière]

 

Ok..David, you'll be hearing from his lawyer! LOL..

Oh no..wait, you won't because who knew it was gonna rain rotten tomatoes today, right?   

[welliwont]

uh...I like Clooney...don't like Hugh...

*Jess ducks and runs for the door*

I agree with you Jess, I like George Clooney (esp 10 years ago George Clooney, yummy!!)   

Sorry Natali, but in a lot of pictures HJ looks kinda strange, and in at least one of them he is downright ugly!  (JMO...) 

But Jakey on the other hand, is never ugly, he is always divinely sexy, pretty, drop-dead gorgeous, soooooo good-looking,,,,,,, *sigh*

J

[delalluvia]

George Clooney is overrated.  Yeah, he's got that Cary Grant thing going on, he is a great looking guy, but THE sexiest??!?!?  C'mon.  Cary Grant was gentlemanly, Cary Grant was smooth, Cary Grant was suave.

Sexy and Cary Grant do not go together.

He's a prankster, he jokes constantly, is a commitment-phobe and the babes on E! tv are so in love with him that they give him coverage waaaaaaaaaaaaay over what his career history deserves.

To People Magazine:

I'd like a recount

[injest]

George Clooney is overrated.  Yeah, he's got that Cary Grant thing going on, he is a great looking guy, but THE sexiest??!?!?  C'mon.  Cary Grant was gentlemanly, Cary Grant was smooth, Cary Grant was suave.

Sexy and Cary Grant do not go together.

He's a prankster, he jokes constantly, is a commitment-phobe and the babes on E! tv are so in love with him that they give him coverage waaaaaaaaaaaaay over what his career history deserves.

To People Magazine:

I'd like a recount

now this statement I have to agree with whole heartedly...I think he is an attractive man...but come on..he is not god's officially licensced gift to the world...that one dark haired girl needs to just go ahead, throw off her clothes and writhe on the floor...it would be a refreshing taste of subtly....(Nodding to Cheers and Dr. Kramer)

[Front-Ranger]

Jake sexy?? Not really. What I'd really like to do with him is feed him, a nice hot bowl of pho. But if I tried to seduce him, I imagine he'd just try to cover up my breasts like he did to Jennifer Anniston. Now, with George, my first urge is to come up to him and wrap my, um, limbs, around his neck and give him a big hug!!

[David In Indy]

Ewwww.... I'm definately detecting some tension in this thread here.

I like George Clooney!

Me thinks thou doth protest too much. 

[ednbarby]

Jake sexy?? Not really.

                              

WHAT???

I must be seeing things because it seems to say "Jake sexy?? Not really."

Man, that was hard to type.

[Kd5000]

Posted by: ednbarby
I guess in People magazine's view, middle-aged and smarmy is sexy.  And young, drop-dead gorgeous, soulful and sensuous is not.


I smell a campaign on Clooney's part (or his agent) to be named sexiest man of the year.  I mean he was on the campaign trail for that Oscar. First picture released from the Oscar luncheon is of George Clooney.

PPL magazine might be playing to it's audience. Are the subscribers/buyers of the magazine a grayer crowd?  Clooney would be the perfect fit for that. 

Yep, Jake might be too sexy, too sensuous for that group.

Still aint' right!        Wasn't JFK JR sexiest man of the year when he was in his mid 20's?  Maybe younger ppl read that magazine back in the 1980's. 

[mvansand76]

Well, they also listed Leonardo diCaprio, so we really should not take this list too seriously.

Let us pray that Jake makes the front page next year, then, and only then will I take this list seriously.