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Re: Imagine the Television commercials during BBM....
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2006, 02:04:03 pm »
Pete, those are hilarious.  Keep 'em coming...

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Re: Imagine the Television commercials during BBM....
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2006, 02:20:25 pm »
These are so brilliant! I love the Trojan Condoms one!! I'll try think of some...
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Re: Imagine the Television commercials during BBM....
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2006, 02:50:06 pm »
Got one (maybe):

"And every time you go sheepherding for the season, up in the mountains in the back of nowhere, be sure to bring along your tube of Brylcreem! Brylcreem: it will help you reach where spit alone can't!"

This may need some explaining: for those who have read the short story, you know that Ennis entered Jack "with the help of the clear slick and some spit". Well, in the French translation of the story, the 'clear slick' becomes 'gomina' ('hair cream', or 'Brylcreem'). I had a good laugh when I read that, SO... that gave me an idea for a commercial during BBM!
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Re: Imagine the Television commercials during BBM....
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2006, 05:30:52 pm »
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Re: Imagine the Television commercials during BBM....
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2006, 06:17:23 pm »
From the IMDB thread of the same name, posted by Balroq resurrected

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Re: Imagine the Television commercials during BBM....
« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2006, 03:39:11 am »
Okay, yet another one on the spit-issue: 

Astroglide - when passion leaves you dry mouthed...

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Re: Imagine the Television commercials during BBM....
« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2006, 04:18:06 am »
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Re: Imagine the Television commercials during BBM....
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2006, 06:36:28 am »
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Re: Imagine the Television commercials during BBM....
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2006, 06:41:57 am »
Glad you brought this thread back to the front, Kirk.
There's a new TV commercial in France, for a cereal bar called "Granny" (!). The backdrop is a conspicuous Brokeback-like mountain range, and the catch phrase is:
"Granny: a force of nature". Looks like BBM has made it into popular culture!
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Re: Imagine the Television commercials during BBM....
« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2006, 01:31:06 am »
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