I love this thread, I hadn't seen it before! I don't know which I like more, the original lines or the Shakespeare-esque.
I hope I don't spoil it for everyone, but I couldn't resist:
1. "You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity!"
2. "Well, mah dad said all rodeo cowboys are f**k-ups."
3. Ennis, could ya wipe Alma Jr.'s nose? To which Ennis replies: "If ah had three hands, ah could!"
I must know every line by heart now.
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