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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #220 on: August 02, 2013, 04:28:14 pm »
Unfortunately I'm not like you or your younger sibling, I have not feathered appendages to keep me aloft.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #221 on: August 02, 2013, 06:23:48 pm »
Where in Mephistopheles' lair have you been? I have been ashepherding on yonder mountain with the wooley beasts yea since sunrise. I return to your valley hostel near famished and hark, the sole nourishment I encounter is the humble legume.

Hey, I'm so happy to find people here! I'm a born-again Brokeback gal. Saw the movie in '06, loved it but was able to go on with my life. Saw it again a few weeks ago and whump! I've been lurking on old forums ever since. So nice to find some humor. Was literally LOLz on this thread.

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #222 on: August 06, 2013, 11:49:04 am »
Rosestem, great to see you here!  Verily, your premier epistolary efforts are auspicious.  Please return, unless mayhap the military forces conscript you. :)
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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #223 on: August 06, 2013, 12:02:54 pm »




I shall call upon my younger sibling, and inquire if she can watch your offspring of the fairer sex.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #224 on: August 17, 2013, 03:37:56 pm »
My resemblance with you is non-existent! I am unable make do with a humble amount of intercourses on high elevation each twelvemonth!

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #225 on: August 17, 2013, 05:35:09 pm »
I have been given to understand what sorts of enticements our neighbors to the south make available to gentlemen of your ilk.


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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #226 on: August 17, 2013, 06:47:45 pm »


Father, will you be returning to this abode before the soiree begins?

Aye, as long as I am not responsible for the entertainment.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #227 on: December 25, 2013, 11:53:00 pm »
Where in Mephistopheles' lair have you been? I have been ashepherding on yonder mountain with the wooley beasts yea since sunrise. I return to your valley hostel near famished and hark, the sole nourishment I encounter is the humble legume.

Hey, I'm so happy to find people here! I'm a born-again Brokeback gal. Saw the movie in '06, loved it but was able to go on with my life. Saw it again a few weeks ago and whump! I've been lurking on old forums ever since. So nice to find some humor. Was literally LOLz on this thread.

Where you been, Rosestem? Here and there?
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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #228 on: December 27, 2013, 09:19:31 am »
Men never want to sway to the music with the women to whom they are betrothed.  Husband, please explain.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #229 on: December 27, 2013, 09:36:24 am »
Praytell, hast thine ever paid attention to.....tis hard to explain, when thou art out amongst the townsfolke, and one glances your way, as if knowing you, and then you step into the thoroughfare, and it is similar to the entire populace knowing you as well.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!