Author Topic: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback  (Read 60005 times)

Offline Ellemeno

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Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #60 on: April 13, 2006, 12:57:33 pm »
Husband mine, wouldst thou takest thine hankie to perform ablutions upon thine firstborn's nasal secretions?

Wouldst that I were thricely-appendaged, with all my heart, aye, I would.

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Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #61 on: April 13, 2006, 01:57:13 pm »
I'm going out of town for three days, away (sob!) from computer contact. I expect by the time I get back to find you guys have the entire movie translated.


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Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #62 on: April 13, 2006, 01:59:01 pm »
Husband mine, wouldst thou takest thine hankie to perform ablutions upon thine firstborn's nasal secretions?

Wouldst that I were thricely-appendaged, with all my heart, aye, I would.

LMAO...ROTF.. :laugh:
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Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #63 on: April 13, 2006, 02:03:17 pm »
So when we perform this for Brandon, are these the lines we're using, lol.
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Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #64 on: April 13, 2006, 02:13:05 pm »
Fie upon Aguirre!

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Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #65 on: April 13, 2006, 02:41:14 pm »
Does your heritage include individuals who possess agronomical facilities?
...then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get.

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Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #66 on: April 13, 2006, 02:45:47 pm »
LMFAO - somewhere around the middle it began evolving into Stephen Fry's Brokeback Mountain and now it's reaching back in time into iambic pentameters  - in fact we could replace the "You son of a whore-son bitch" with any of the folowing Shakespearen insults, followed by the new version of the now world-famous "I wish I knew how to quit you":

"Thou cockered clapper-clawed baranacle!
Thou mammering doghearted scut!
Thou currish rude-growing varlet!
Thou bootless tardy-gaited hedge-pig!

But quit thou: O spite! Alas I, Jack, poor knight! What dreadful dole is here?"




 

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Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #67 on: April 13, 2006, 02:54:31 pm »
If a pair a fine, upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves are seeking employment, I would advise you each to get your underweight physical beings into my place of business without hesitation.

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Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #68 on: April 13, 2006, 02:58:05 pm »
I do believe that you are at fault, sir, for my being the way that I am in this point in time.

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Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #69 on: April 13, 2006, 02:59:43 pm »
I am encouraging you to press the flesh of my lower appendages, you figure of a person or an animal manipulated by a ventriloquist.
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...then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get.