« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 [7] 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29   Go Down

Author Topic: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback  (Read 229697 times)

Offline Ellemeno

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 15,367
Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #60 on: April 13, 2006, 12:57:33 pm »
Husband mine, wouldst thou takest thine hankie to perform ablutions upon thine firstborn's nasal secretions?

Wouldst that I were thricely-appendaged, with all my heart, aye, I would.
Logged

Offline serious crayons

  • BetterMost Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 23,373
Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #61 on: April 13, 2006, 01:57:13 pm »
I'm going out of town for three days, away (sob!) from computer contact. I expect by the time I get back to find you guys have the entire movie translated.


What is our next course of action?

By my calculations, we lack alternatives. I'm embroiled in my current circumstances. Garnering an income consumes much of my schedule, of late.
Logged

Offline DeeDee

  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,155
Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #62 on: April 13, 2006, 01:59:01 pm »
Quote from: Ellemeno on April 13, 2006, 12:57:33 pm
Husband mine, wouldst thou takest thine hankie to perform ablutions upon thine firstborn's nasal secretions?

Wouldst that I were thricely-appendaged, with all my heart, aye, I would.

LMAO...ROTF.. :laugh:
Logged
In America sex is an obsession.  In other parts of the world it is a fact.

Marlene Dietrich

Offline Daniel

  • Counsellor
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,139
  • I lost myself to him.
Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #63 on: April 13, 2006, 02:03:17 pm »
So when we perform this for Brandon, are these the lines we're using, lol.
Logged
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

Offline henrypie

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • Brokeback Got Me Good
  • *****
  • Posts: 469
Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #64 on: April 13, 2006, 02:13:05 pm »
Fie upon Aguirre!
Logged

Offline sparkle_motion

  • Brokeback Got Me Good
  • *****
  • Posts: 432
  • Stacey.
Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #65 on: April 13, 2006, 02:41:14 pm »
Does your heritage include individuals who possess agronomical facilities?
Logged
...then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get.

Offline wtbgirl

  • Sr. Ranch Hand
  • ***
  • Posts: 71
Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #66 on: April 13, 2006, 02:45:47 pm »
LMFAO - somewhere around the middle it began evolving into Stephen Fry's Brokeback Mountain and now it's reaching back in time into iambic pentameters  - in fact we could replace the "You son of a whore-son bitch" with any of the folowing Shakespearen insults, followed by the new version of the now world-famous "I wish I knew how to quit you":

"Thou cockered clapper-clawed baranacle!
Thou mammering doghearted scut!
Thou currish rude-growing varlet!
Thou bootless tardy-gaited hedge-pig!

But quit thou: O spite! Alas I, Jack, poor knight! What dreadful dole is here?"




 
Logged

Offline cmr107

  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,460
  • Call me Courtney
Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #67 on: April 13, 2006, 02:54:31 pm »
If a pair a fine, upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves are seeking employment, I would advise you each to get your underweight physical beings into my place of business without hesitation.
Logged

Offline cmr107

  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,460
  • Call me Courtney
Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #68 on: April 13, 2006, 02:58:05 pm »
I do believe that you are at fault, sir, for my being the way that I am in this point in time.
Logged

Offline sparkle_motion

  • Brokeback Got Me Good
  • *****
  • Posts: 432
  • Stacey.
Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #69 on: April 13, 2006, 02:59:43 pm »
I am encouraging you to press the flesh of my lower appendages, you figure of a person or an animal manipulated by a ventriloquist.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2006, 03:03:54 pm by sparkle_motion »
Logged
...then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get.
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 [7] 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29   Go Up
« previous next »