Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Front-Ranger]

RIP Heath

  very touching, Kerry.

[underdown]

This is what I seem to chase every day at work.
Know what I mean, Kerry ?? 

[underdown]

Be careful what you wish for !!

[Kerry]

This is what I seem to chase every day at work.
Know what I mean, Kerry ?? 

Only too well, Rob. Only too well. 

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

ORAL  SURGERY

 
 
A man goes to an  oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing  needle to give the man a shot.

'No  way! No needles! I hate needles!' the patient said.

The dentist  starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects.

'I can't do  the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating  me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to  taking a pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with  pills.'

The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra  tablet.'

The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a  pain killer!'

'It doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it will give you  something to hold on to when I pull your  tooth!

 

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, " Hey, i no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work "
 
 
 
The boss says, " You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When i feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex,
 
that makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
 
 
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, " I do what you say and i feel great.
 
I be at work soon............You got nice house."

[Kerry]