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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4270 on: July 11, 2010, 05:35:30 pm »

Michael's soft, huh?  We'll have to fix that.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4271 on: July 12, 2010, 01:22:49 am »

The EngRishfunny site is absolutely hilarious. So glad you're enjoying it. This is one of my favourites:

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4272 on: July 12, 2010, 01:52:36 am »

Just the mango salad for me, thanks. Hold the horse-shoes!   :o

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4273 on: July 12, 2010, 01:56:44 am »

Mmmmmm!  Rough influence sausage! Yummy!


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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4274 on: July 12, 2010, 02:05:09 am »

I'll have the calamari, thanks. Even squid (yetch) has gotta be better than a heart attack!  :o

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4275 on: July 12, 2010, 05:45:17 pm »
The EngRishfunny site is absolutely hilarious. So glad you're enjoying it. This is one of my favourites:




 ;D ;D ;D

I know I don't want any hamburjer, dobol or not, but what the hell is a 'putlong'??
Is it good? Is it healthy? Will I ever know?   ::) 

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4276 on: July 12, 2010, 07:19:28 pm »

 ;D ;D ;D

I know I don't want any hamburjer, dobol or not, but what the hell is a 'putlong'??
Is it good? Is it healthy? Will I ever know?   ::) 


Putlong?  It's 12 inches.  As long as your put.

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4277 on: July 12, 2010, 08:24:36 pm »
Global warming?


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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4278 on: July 12, 2010, 08:38:10 pm »
Where the zombies go to work:


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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4279 on: July 13, 2010, 02:13:44 am »

Separated at birth?   ???

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