The Studs 'n Spurs Bar & Grill

[MaineWriter]

Sure thing ma'am, have a sit down.

So...little Tommy Brady is gonna be a daddy.  Ya think maybe the ex planned this?

Missed this bit of gossip. This is Tom Brady the QB?

[Scott6373]

Miss this bit of gossip. This is Tom Brady the QB?

Heck yeah.  The ex, who has always wanted marriage and babies, announced this yesterday...3 months preggers...they've been broken up for 3 months...seems a little conveneient dontcha think?  Course that don't mean Tommy aint fully to blame...guess when you're that famous you need an assistant to actually PUT the condom on you.

[David]

<David walks in un-noticed and hops onto a stool at the counter>

"Tom Brady can knock me up anytime.  G'morning Folks."

[Scott6373]

Morinin' Superman 

[David]

Good Morning Scott.

Who does a Super Hero got to blow to get some French toast and Bacon around here?   And a hot cuppa Joe too.

[Scott6373]

Still watin' on my easy overs.  Think the gal that runs the place is out smokin' in the alley.

[David]

It's not that cranky girl that usedta work at the Grocery store is it?   You know, the one that was married to that hunky ranch hand?

[karen1129]

Hi.... does anyone in here wanna buy any Girl Scout cookies ?

[Scott6373]

It's not that cranky girl that usedta work at the Grocery store is it?   You know, the one that was married to that hunky ranch hand?

Neah I think they got deevorced, he's gone off somewhere, no one's really sure.  he was an odd duck though.

[Scott6373]

Hi.... does anyone in here wanna buy any Girl Scout cookies ?

Fraid they don't look too kindly on solicitin in here little gal.