What??? A questionnaire, and I (almost) missed it???
1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?
Um... Someplace where Jake stays a lot. And as you might guess, I would visit it often.2. If you had to erase somebody from the contact list in your cell phone (and therefore erase that person out of your life), who would it be?
No one. I only have people I call a lot on my contact list, like family members and very close friends.3. Have you ever thrown up on a plane? If yes, did you find the vomit bag in time?
No, but I nearly did once. It was on a puddle-jumper flight from Baltimore to Reagan Int'l Airport in D.C., and it was hot as Hades and there was no airflow and it was bumpy as all get-out. Another girl on the plane did throw up into her bag in time, but it only made not doing so myself all the more challenging. Everyone had a hard time on that one - I've never heard about 20 people in a small space being *so* quiet.4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards?
As a matter of fact, yes.5. Do you live in your dream house?
Hell, no. But I do like the house I live in very much.6. Which TV show character would you like to be?
Can't think of any. They're all way more neurotic than I could stand to be.7. Which TV show character would you rather not be?
See above. Pretty much all of them.8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk?
I don't know about weird, but I fell up (OK, passed out on) a flight of stairs once. Luckily, they were carpeted.9. What's your worst fashion mistake?
It wasn't my choice, but a bridesmaid's gown I had to wear once was pretty hideous. It was as if Scarlett O'Hara dipped one of her dresses into a vat of hot-pink paint.10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
Just "Thank you."11. If you could send Heath Ledger a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
See # 10.12. If you could send president George W. Bush a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
Just "Shame on you." (Hey, brevity is the soul of wit, right?)13. If you could send a text message to anybody, who would it be and what would you say (max. 160 characters)?
To my mother: "I miss you so much, but I'm OK."14. Have you ever said "I hate you" to somebody you love?
No.15. Have you ever said "I love you" even though you didn't mean it?
No.16. What would you do differently if you could do high school all over again?
I wouldn't care at all about the "popular" kids not liking me so much, because I'd know that their lives only went downhill from then on while mine just got better and better. And I'd spend a lot more time with the kids who did like hanging out with me.17. How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Do you like what you see every time?
Every time I go to the bathroom, so several times. Usually, unless my hair's a mess or I'm having a frumpy day.18. Do you think you will ever be truly fed up with Brokeback Mountain?
No. I'm sure I'll watch it less often as time goes by than I at first did. But it'll never get old.19. Who would you like to figure skate with?
Well, I don't figure skate. I do skate, but only marginally well (I can do a cross-over, though - I'm pretty proud about that). I imagine it'd be rather fun to skate with Jake. Especially if I "accidentally" fell on top of him.20. Which big mystery of the world would you like to see unravelled?
Is there a God? I think that if some sort of proof for or against God's existence that no one could deny were discovered, there would be an end to all wars.
