Thank you everyone for your kind wishes.... I've been very busy at work lately so I haven't been able to post much, but now that I've finally been able to get on, I find a birthday thread to me flooded with Jake images..... *THUD*
There's really only one thing to say to that.
"I'm melting! I'm melting! You've destroyed my beautiful wickedness!"
At least, thats the line that seems to make the most sense. "Half you go this way. Half you go that way." just doesn't seem to fit for some reason.