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Re: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
« Reply #200 on: August 10, 2007, 12:31:32 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

it is karma for making fun of me when my kitten had gas so bad!!!

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Re: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
« Reply #201 on: August 10, 2007, 12:49:31 am »
Lately I have no patience with people who seem unable to park within the lines of a parking space. Is it really that difficult, or are these people just that self absorbed and inconsiderate?  AND have you noticed, they don't even drive nice cars. I could maybe understand it if someone double parked their Ferrari, but not their old Escort!

I was at Costco today around lunch time and it was packed like it always is.  Driving around looking for a parking place I saw no less than 6 places that would have been available if the idiot who parked next to them had parked properly in his/her own space!

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Re: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
« Reply #202 on: August 10, 2007, 12:51:23 am »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

it is karma for making fun of me when my kitten had gas so bad!!!

ninner ninner!!

I don't know. Maybe, but it's too hot outside to open these damn windows up. I have my air conditioning on. I still might do it anyway. Stink or sweat. I think I'll choose the latter.

Jess, don't pick on me tonight! I'm in misery here!  >:(

God, his farts smell awful! You just have no idea! It's like something crawled up his butt and died.  :P

I know. Nobody wants to hear about my little ol' problems here tonight. Don't worry about me folks. I'll just suffer through it!!  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Re: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
« Reply #203 on: August 10, 2007, 12:57:34 am »
Lately I have no patience with people who seem unable to park within the lines of a parking space. Is it really that difficult, or are these people just that self absorbed and inconsiderate?  AND have you noticed, they don't even drive nice cars. I could maybe understand it if someone double parked their Ferrari, but not their old Escort!

I was at Costco today around lunch time and it was packed like it always is.  Driving around looking for a parking place I saw no less than 6 places that would have been available if the idiot who parked next to them had parked properly in his/her own space!

 >:(

Oh I know Dottie. I bitched about this very same thing in another thread. Don't you just hate it??!!!  >:(

I swear every time I go to the mall or to the supermarket some IDIOT has parked his car (or truck) across three parking spaces as if to say "Oh, look at my beautiful car. Now don't ya'll even THINK of parking near it" and it's some old nasty junker from the 70's! What are they thinking?

Don't get me wrong. I have NOTHING against cars and trucks from the 1970's and 80's but does it really take 3 spaces just to park them? What's the matter with these people!
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Re: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
« Reply #204 on: August 10, 2007, 01:13:22 am »
I don't know. Maybe, but it's too hot outside to open these damn windows up. I have my air conditioning on. I still might do it anyway. Stink or sweat. I think I'll choose the latter.

Jess, don't pick on me tonight! I'm in misery here!  >:(

God, his farts smell awful! You just have no idea! It's like something crawled up his butt and died.  :P

I know. Nobody wants to hear about my little ol' problems here tonight. Don't worry about me folks. I'll just suffer through it!!  :laugh:  :laugh:


David!  Honey    I know EXACTLY what you mean about doggie farts.  Funny my females don't do it much but the boys will kill ya at least once a month ~and~ they ALL eat the same thing!  Go figure.   Elvis always seems to aim his butt right at me and it's impossible to sit down wind from three of them  :laugh:
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Re: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
« Reply #205 on: August 10, 2007, 01:27:26 am »

David!  Honey    I know EXACTLY what you mean about doggie farts.  Funny my females don't do it much but the boys will kill ya at least once a month ~and~ they ALL eat the same thing!  Go figure.   Elvis always seems to aim his butt right at me and it's impossible to sit down wind from three of them  :laugh:


 :laugh:  :laugh:

Well, at least you know where I'm coming from Dottie!  :P  It's awful isn't it?

You have a dog named Elvis? That's such a cute name for a dog. Well, actually it's a cute name period. I love that name.  :D

Boy, I'd really like to light a few of my scented candles but I'm scared to strike a match with all this dog gas in here. What do you think? Is it safe? I'm scared I'll blow us all up to kingdom come.  :-\

Cody's really farting up a tune tonight. I'm not sure what I should do about it.  ???
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Re: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
« Reply #206 on: August 10, 2007, 01:47:16 am »
:laugh:  :laugh:

Well, at least you know where I'm coming from Dottie!  :P  It's awful isn't it?

You have a dog named Elvis? That's such a cute name for a dog. Well, actually it's a cute name period. I love that name.  :D

Boy, I'd really like to light a few of my scented candles but I'm scared to strike a match with all this dog gas in here. What do you think? Is it safe? I'm scared I'll blow us all up to kingdom come.  :-\

Cody's really farting up a tune tonight. I'm not sure what I should do about it.  ???

LOL I get the Febreeze out and spray the air around Elivis's butt!  He hates that.  :laugh:  Go ahead and light your candles I think it's safe once it mixes with oxygen. ... except for us, for us it's still deadly  ;)  Yep Elvis is my baby, he's only 3 and is just a great big puppy.  Rico and Studly  tolerate him and his antics.  My females are Coco and Bailey.  Bailey is the dowager of the lot and don't she just KNOW she's queen bee.

My vet suggested charcoal bisquits.  I get them at Petco and given em one or two  a week.  There is even an additive like Beano that you can get for their food but I haven't been that desperate yet.
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Re: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
« Reply #207 on: August 10, 2007, 02:12:13 am »
LOL I get the Febreeze out and spray the air around Elivis's butt!  He hates that.  :laugh:  Go ahead and light your candles I think it's safe once it mixes with oxygen. ... except for us, for us it's still deadly  ;)  Yep Elvis is my baby, he's only 3 and is just a great big puppy.  Rico and Studly  tolerate him and his antics.  My females are Coco and Bailey.  Bailey is the dowager of the lot and don't she just KNOW she's queen bee.

My vet suggested charcoal bisquits.  I get them at Petco and given em one or two  a week.  There is even an additive like Beano that you can get for their food but I haven't been that desperate yet.

I'm all out of Fabreeze Dottie! Gotta go pick some up tomorrow at the grocery, assuming someone hasn't parked their ol' 1971 Ford pick up across THREE parking spaces!!  :laugh:  :laugh:

What are the chances, huh?  ???

Well, anyways, I'll call my vet about the charcoal tomorrow. I don't think Cody would eat charcoal anyway, no matter how good it tasted. I suppose I'll just stick with those scented candles. If ya'll hear a big KOBOOOM or if for some reason CNN breaks in on all ya'll's TV sets later on tonight about an unexplained explosion on the west side of Indy... well... hehe.... I was just trying to light my scented candles. 

Currently, I'm sitting here with my shirt pulled over my face in desperation. I don't know what to do about all of this.  :P
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Re: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
« Reply #208 on: August 10, 2007, 02:29:54 am »
You've reminded me of a spoof that went around the office a while back:

Lost dog kills 2,000 by farting
Written by A. Jerrbear
 

Rusty: Killing people with farts

SYDNEY, Australia - A dog that vanished two months ago has been found to have killed 2,000 by farting, media reported Wednesday.

"I can't believe my dog has gas," Sherry Lowery, who has made several appeals in local media for her pet's return, told Australian Associated Press. "It just goes to show that feeding the dog beans is bad for everyone!"

How Rusty, an 8-year-old poodle-Maltese mix, killed people by farting remains a mystery, although the condition of Rusty's arse suggests the dog did not explode.

Rusty disappeared in May while Lowery was inside a shop in the east coast town of Woy Soy, located 25 miles north of Sydney.


The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
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Re: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
« Reply #209 on: August 10, 2007, 06:31:17 pm »
ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

What is it with those self-centered, arrogant, screw-thre-rest-of-the-world attituded people.....you know....the ones who can go into a store, get a shopping cart, push it all over the store, fill it up, push it out the door all the way to their parked car but then cannot return it to the designated "Return Carts Here" place?

They just leave it blocking someone elses parking spot, or push it in front of their car and shorten up the available space for another person. Is is so hard to push the same cart they pushed around for 45 minutes another 1 minute and get it back to where it belongs?

What's the world coming to.   It isn't about anyone else nowdays...it's all about SELF.....after all "I'm worth it!" Use to be people helped others....cared about them or at least the quality of life that we all share. We use to be courteous and look out for each other and do even something as insignificant as pushing a shopping cart out of another person way to make their experience of parking/shopping a little less frustrating.   Well at least some of us still try.

I'm starting to get a little preachy......ain't I?
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