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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #570 on: August 26, 2021, 07:51:42 pm »
Q. How many Chilean sheep did they bring down?

A.  Not enough, according to Aguirre.

Q.  Before Ennis, how many guys did Jack have on Brokeback?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #571 on: August 28, 2021, 04:32:27 pm »

Q.  Before Ennis, how many guys did Jack have on Brokeback?

A. None. Nothing happened last year.

Q. Who was calling Aguirre?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #572 on: September 03, 2021, 11:15:45 pm »
Q. Who was calling Aguirre?


A.  The Avon lady, he owed her money.

Q.  Did Jack & Ennis ever see Bigfoot while camping?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #573 on: September 04, 2021, 04:13:54 pm »
Q.  Did Jack & Ennis ever see Bigfoot while camping?

A: No, but they did come upon a bear.

Q: What was the bear's name and what kind of food did he like?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #574 on: September 06, 2021, 02:18:01 pm »

Q: What was the bear's name and what kind of food did he like?

A. The bear's name was Lovely Rainbow, and her favourite food was tender young sheepherders.

Q. Did anyone send a card to Ennis at his birthday?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #575 on: September 06, 2021, 07:29:07 pm »
Q. Did anyone send a card to Ennis at his birthday?

A.   Nope.  Ennis never talked, so no one knew when his birthday was.

Q.  Did Ennis ever cuddle with Jack?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #576 on: September 07, 2021, 04:12:34 pm »

Q.  Did Ennis ever cuddle with Jack?

A. No, Ennis didn't believe in cuddling.

Q. Did Ennis ever see his brother and sister again?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #577 on: September 08, 2021, 11:05:20 pm »
Q. Did Ennis ever see his brother and sister again?

A.  Yeah,  he needed somewhere to go on Thanksgiving after wearing out his welcome at Alma's.

Q.  Did Ennis ever use more than spit?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #578 on: September 14, 2021, 03:25:37 pm »

Q.  Did Ennis ever use more than spit?

A. Yes, Jack complained so he started to use lanolin instead. Easy to come by on Brokeback.

Q. What did Jack think of that?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #579 on: September 21, 2021, 10:19:08 pm »
Q. What did Jack think of that?

A.  He didn't think about it, as long as it felt good.

Q.  Did they ever eat any of the sheep?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!