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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #580 on: September 22, 2021, 03:42:51 pm »

Q.  Did they ever eat any of the sheep?

A. Yes, that's how Jack came by the lanolin.

Q. Where there any wild herbs they could pick and eat on Brokeback?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #581 on: September 30, 2021, 04:03:26 pm »
Q. Where there any wild herbs they could pick and eat on Brokeback?

A.  None that mattered.  Ennis wasn't into seasoning anyway.

Q.  Was Jack ever gored by a bull?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #582 on: October 01, 2021, 03:14:29 pm »

Q.  Was Jack ever gored by a bull?

A. L.D Fucking Newsome would have loved that, but no, he wasn't.

Q. What did the passer-by man think of Ennis throwing up in the alley?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #583 on: October 15, 2021, 10:04:28 pm »
Q. What did the passer-by man think of Ennis throwing up in the alley?

A.  Too much hair of the dog.

Q.  Whatever happened to the rodeo clown?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #584 on: October 18, 2021, 02:48:27 pm »

Q.  Whatever happened to the rodeo clown?

A. He quietly rodeoed his way into the bed of one of the rodeo queens.

Q. Why is it so important that boys watch football?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #585 on: October 18, 2021, 04:50:11 pm »
Q. Why is it so important that boys watch football?

A.  So that they learn how to handle balls.

Q.  whatever happened to Aguirre?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #586 on: October 22, 2021, 04:50:56 pm »

Q.  whatever happened to Aguirre?

A. He finally got totally crazy and the nice men in white coats came and took him away.

Q. What happened to the Chilean sheep?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #587 on: October 23, 2021, 07:34:20 pm »
Q. What happened to the Chilean sheep?

A.  They were put into Chilean Stew!

Q.  Did anyone besides Alma ever see Ennis and Jack making out?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #588 on: October 28, 2021, 12:16:24 pm »

Q.  Did anyone besides Alma ever see Ennis and Jack making out?

A. Aguirre saw them rollicking around at the campsite.

Q. Did Lureen's hair eventually fall out from all the dying?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #589 on: November 02, 2021, 06:43:39 pm »
Q. Did Lureen's hair eventually fall out from all the dying?


A.  Ah, she's from Texas.

Q.  what makes Ennis laugh?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!