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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #600 on: December 05, 2021, 04:34:14 pm »

Q.  did he also have crabs?

A. Yes he did.

Q. Who did he get them from?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #601 on: December 05, 2021, 06:14:32 pm »
Q. Who did he get them from?

A.  From Jack!

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Q.  Did Alma have to pay for the display that Jr. knocked down?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #602 on: December 05, 2021, 11:31:37 pm »
A: No, the grocer just put it up again.

Q: What did Ennis and Jack do with all the elk meat from Pine Creek Day?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #603 on: December 07, 2021, 10:19:23 am »
Q: What did Ennis and Jack do with all the elk meat from Pine Creek Day?

A.  They ate most of it, and used the rest to make matching leather vests.

Q.  Why did they use the meat to make vests, instead of the skin?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #604 on: December 07, 2021, 08:32:59 pm »
Q.  Why did they use the meat to make vests, instead of the skin?

A. They were following Lady Gaga's sewing directions.

Q. Why were the dogs called "Blue Heelers"?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #605 on: December 08, 2021, 05:59:14 pm »

Q. Why were the dogs called "Blue Heelers"?

A. Cause they were helping herding the sheep.

Q. Of all the men in Riverton, why did Alma choose Monroe?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #606 on: December 16, 2021, 12:39:21 am »
Q. Of all the men in Riverton, why did Alma choose Monroe?

A.  He was the most docile.

Q.  Why did Monroe start to date Alma?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #607 on: December 19, 2021, 11:13:37 am »
Q.  Why did Monroe start to date Alma?


A. He liked the chaos Junior created by scattering peanut jars on the floor.

Q. Why don't we see any Xmess scenes in the movie?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #608 on: December 21, 2021, 11:25:00 pm »
Q. Why don't we see any Xmess scenes in the movie?


A.  Because their lives were messy enough as it is.

Q.  How many bull riding awards did Jack win?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #609 on: December 22, 2021, 10:29:54 am »

Q.  How many bull riding awards did Jack win?

A. Just the one that made Lureen interested in him.

Q. Why didn't Old Man Twist teach him better?

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