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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #560 on: July 19, 2021, 10:05:43 pm »
Quote from: Sason on July 18, 2021, 01:07:41 pm
Q. How did OMT and Ma Twist meet?

A.  At a church social, she tried to teach him how to sing "Water Walkin' Jesus"

B.  How many people were in the Twist family plot?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #561 on: July 20, 2021, 03:04:12 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on July 19, 2021, 10:05:43 pm

B.  How many people were in the Twist family plot?


A. OMT's parents and grandparents, and his brother who died as a child.

Q. Would Jack have married Lureen if she didn't have money?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #562 on: July 22, 2021, 03:11:49 pm »
Quote from: Sason on July 20, 2021, 03:04:12 pm
Q. Would Jack have married Lureen if she didn't have money?

A.  Yes, she was more manly than she appeared.

Q.  Was Monroe as good as Ennis in bed?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #563 on: July 29, 2021, 02:42:56 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on July 22, 2021, 03:11:49 pm

Q.  Was Monroe as good as Ennis in bed?

A. At first he was worse. He was very unexperienced and had no clue about what to do.

Q. Who taught him?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #564 on: July 31, 2021, 01:40:21 pm »
Quote from: Sason on July 29, 2021, 02:42:56 pm
Q. Who taught him?

A.  Perhaps Alma, and that's why it wasn't going well, she expected him to flip her over.

Q.  Did Jack do that to Lureen too?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #565 on: August 02, 2021, 04:26:24 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on July 31, 2021, 01:40:21 pm

Q.  Did Jack do that to Lureen too?

A. No, Jack could only perform in the backseat of their car. A bit awkward, that's why they only had Bobby.

Q. Why was he named Bobby?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #566 on: August 03, 2021, 09:58:55 pm »
Quote from: Sason on August 02, 2021, 04:26:24 pm
Q. Why was he named Bobby?

A.  Because Jack had to 'bob' around Lureen's dad's insults.

Q. did LaShawn ever shut up?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #567 on: August 04, 2021, 04:50:46 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on August 03, 2021, 09:58:55 pm

Q. did LaShawn ever shut up?


A. Only when she slept.

Q. Did LaShawn and Randall have any kids?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #568 on: August 11, 2021, 02:01:15 pm »
Quote from: Sason on August 04, 2021, 04:50:46 pm
Q. Did LaShawn and Randall have any kids?

A.  Yes, two boys who were born with full  beards, and talking upon birth.

Q.  Did Lureen ever go back to her natural hair color?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #569 on: August 11, 2021, 02:20:01 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on August 11, 2021, 02:01:15 pm

Q.  Did Lureen ever go back to her natural hair color?

A. No. By the time she got tired of the blond look her hair had already gone grey.

Q. How many Chilean sheep did they bring down?
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