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Offline Meryl

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #10030 on: July 12, 2011, 02:51:18 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on July 12, 2011, 12:46:39 pm
You take the high road,
And I'll take the low road,
And Water-walking Jesus, take me away!
Me and my true love will never meet again
On the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

 :laugh:

You beat me to it, Paul!  ;)
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #10031 on: July 12, 2011, 04:29:54 pm »
Quote from: Penthesilea on July 12, 2011, 12:40:18 pm
...and we saw Water Walking Jesus on Loch Lomond!


 :o :o :o
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #10032 on: July 12, 2011, 04:31:31 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on July 12, 2011, 12:46:39 pm
You take the high road,
And I'll take the low road,
And Water-walking Jesus, take me away!
Me and my true love will never meet again
On the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I'm sure Ma Twist would appreciate this version!
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #10033 on: July 12, 2011, 05:48:01 pm »
Quote from: Penthesilea on July 12, 2011, 12:35:38 pm

OMG, OMG, *hops up and down*

Kelda and I have been there just last week!!!
Kelda&Callum and my family met up at Loch Lomond and took a boat trip there. :)
Later we went to K&C's place, had a nice (looong ;))walk to the beach, BBQ and spent the night at their house.



 :laugh: :laugh: You enjoyed my 20 minute walk!!
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #10034 on: July 12, 2011, 05:49:07 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on July 12, 2011, 07:48:35 am

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That was quite a list!  Thanks Meryl!

I have no idea what "Midori" is or smells like, so I guess it's safe to assume my bedroom doesn't smell like it.  I also don't smoke, so I haven't put a ciggy out in a piece of cake.

I do, however, have all of Madonna's and most of Nena's CDs.  ;D

Midori is sooo nice! Its a melon liquer that I'd have as a midori and lemonade. Not to strong so like a fruit shnapps almost...
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #10035 on: July 12, 2011, 05:50:00 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on July 12, 2011, 12:46:39 pm
You take the high road,
And I'll take the low road,
And Water-walking Jesus, take me away!
Me and my true love will never meet again
On the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

Brilliant!!
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #10036 on: July 13, 2011, 05:41:35 am »
Now I've had the Scotland joke about the high road and the low road thrown at me twice.
Can someone please explain it to me? Never have heard of it before.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #10037 on: July 13, 2011, 08:03:18 am »
Hiya BetterMost friends.



Happy Hump day!

Yesterday two of my coworkers had to leave early, and as a result, I had to stay later than I usually do.  Today, to make up for the extra hour worked, I get to leave early!

;D

I hope everyone is doing well today!  Aside from feeling like I need more sleep, I'm doing ok!  ;D


Today's travel destination:

Perugia, Umbria, Italy.


Nowhere can the see-and-be-seen evening walk be experienced more fully than on the main street of Perugia, the Corso Vannucci.  Moved by some internal clock, all the Perugini seem to head there at afternoon's end for their daily "passegiata," to chat and gesticulate, argue soccer scores or political scandals, and check out new grandchildren, store window displays, and each other.


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #10038 on: July 13, 2011, 08:33:52 am »
Quote from: Penthesilea on July 13, 2011, 05:41:35 am
Now I've had the Scotland joke about the high road and the low road thrown at me twice.
Can someone please explain it to me? Never have heard of it before.

Its a very famous Scottish Song:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bonnie_Banks_o'_Loch_Lomond

The most famous and well known version of it is by A band called Runrig:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CCwQtwIwAg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DpzQ1pNfbe3Q&ei=m48dTqtNkbqEB5mhhfsC&usg=AFQjCNGs0h9rixq_Y0YsL6ozLmObixltXg&sig2=s2FvFDOmVb-w98yxCatUcQ[/youtube]

At most Scottish weddings (inludng mine) this is the last song of the evening..

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #10039 on: July 13, 2011, 09:36:09 am »
Ok, so here's a story about a "family activity" yesterday.

::)

My dad is a member of the Knights of Columbus, and they were doing a blood drive.  If you donated blood, you got a voucher for $15.00 towards groceries at Shop Rite, so mom thought this would be an opportunity to do something good, and get a discount on the grocery bill.

:D

So mom, dad, my brother Chris and I go down to the local KoC to make our donations, and here's what happened:

Nurse:  Next.

Mom:  Hello!

Nurse:  Hello.

Nurse proceeds to ask mom questions, and gets to the question "how much do you weigh?"

Mom:  110 pounds.

Nurse:  I'm sorry, we don't take blood from someone with such a low body weight, it can cause you to pass out, it's a health risk.

Mom:  Oh, Ok.  (gets up)

Nurse:  Next.

Dad:  Hello!

Nurse:  Hello!

Nurse proceeds to ask dad questions, and gets to the question "Have you had radiation in the past year?"

Dad:  Yes, as treatment for prostate cancer.

Nurse:  I'm sorry, then you can't donate blood for another 2 years.

Dad:  Oh, ok.  (gets up)

Nurse:  Next!

Chris:  Hello.

Nurse:  Hello.  How much do you weigh?

Chris:  xxxx

Nurse:  I'm sorry, your morbidly obese, so I can't take your blood.

Chris:  Ok.

Nurse:  Next.

Me:  Hello!

Nurse:  Hello.

I roll up my sleeve as she's asking me questions.

Nurse:  How old are your tattoos?

Me:  Most recent one was in 2006.

Nurse:  Ok then, that's not a problem.  May I ask what that symbol is?

Me:  The pink triangle?  It's a gay pride symbol.

Nurse:  Oh, I'm sorry, according to the FDA, we can't accept blood from gay men.

Me:  Oh....ok.

::)

So much for my family's attempt to donate blood!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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