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Completed Brokeback Limericks!
saucycobblers:
Sterling work Lucise. Bravo! :-*
We're nearly up to 1000 posts! ;D Who'd've thought it?...
Lumière:
--- Quote from: saucycobblers on June 27, 2006, 01:55:18 pm ---Sterling work Lucise. Bravo! :-*
We're nearly up to 1000 posts! ;D Who'd've thought it?...
--- End quote ---
Why, thank you Ms Saucy! ;) I still got about 30 pages worth of limericks to add ... ;)
Yes, and 1000 posts..who woulda thought it, eh?
;D
Lumière:
Ennis showered and wore his Sunday best,
His shirt was clean and his hair was pressed,
After four long years he'd see
That true to Jack his heart'll always be,
T'was real love, so diff'rent from the rest.
##-----------------------------------------------------##
Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn',
She hummed, thinking of the day her son was born.
She knew that Ennis would soon be there
He came and she offered him a chair
And Pappa Twist carried on like a raw prawn!
##-----------------------------------------------------##
Carving knife electric, rough as guts
Ennis got quite hectic and went nuts
Two angels left behind,
But they didn't mind,
Both Ennis and the turkey suffered bruises and cuts.
##-----------------------------------------------------##
Joe hissed, "I ain't got no work for you,"
the dogs worked harder than you two,
I say you chose,
To stem the rose,
Jack didn't argue, 'cause it was true!
##-----------------------------------------------------##
"It could be like this always!" he said,
Dreaming of waking up together in bed,
But Ennis said no,
Jack was shattered, his hopes low,
So he just wrang it out instead!
##-----------------------------------------------------##
Your quiet manner is sweet, your smile is heaven
Your face is smooth, especially when shaven,
I want you like I have wanted no other
Make love to me! I need it, brother!
For in you I've found my haven.
Lumière:
I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
I know when you're with me it's such a big deal,
Makin' love to you leaves me breathless,
If we were together, our love would be deathless,
And life would always be on an even keel.
##-----------------------------------------------------##
Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
He gave a damn about Ennis' bride.
He couldn't picture Ennis with her,
On to the motel, he wanted to slither,
In a few moments, upon Ennis he sat astride.
##-----------------------------------------------------##
Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.
Words punched through gritted teeth
Passion boiling underneath
Of Jack, he was thinking of defiling!
##-----------------------------------------------------##
Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
Never hearing of darts
Enduring Ennis' farts...
they were enough to make her gag!
##-----------------------------------------------------##
DavidinHartford is quite mad
And just as mad is Ray, that lad!
Along comes Anke, crazy too,
And silly Milli joins the crew.
I'm so glad they like to be bad!
##-----------------------------------------------------##
I once fell for a rodeo cowboy,
He was sexy and playful and gave me so much joy,
He was irresistible in them tight jeans,
and boy he sure hated Beans!
The sexy stud got me hot everytime he played coy!
##-----------------------------------------------------##
Jimbo the clown missed the ride of his life,
then poor Jack met his future wife.
S'alright .. Jimbo was a bit of a pr!ck,
and Lureen wanted Jacks d!ck,
He thought: Jesus, give me a knife!!!
Lumière:
Limerick Interlude!!! ;D
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