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Have you heard a good one lately?
Katie77:
more cartoons....
Front-Ranger:
SPOILER --Prairie Home Companion--
Lefty and Dusty, the two lonesome cowboys, are telling jokes and Dusty (Woody Harrelson) says,
Did you hear about the stolen shipment of Viagra?
They're looking for hardened criminals.
8)
Arad-3:
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
Katie77:
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
> huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring
> at him, looks down and says "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch private, 3
> pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
>
> The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and
> brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
>
> In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?
>
> The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you
> the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
> weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20-inch private, my left testicle weighs 3
> pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
>
> The small guys says, "Turner Brown?! .... Whew, Thank God! I thought you
> said "Turn around!"
Katie77:
Fred went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Fred said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest pen * s the doctor has ever seen. It couldn't have been more than the size of a peanut. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry Fred," said the doctor. "I really am....I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
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