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Katie77:
 Subject: Inflatable Doll
> >
> >
> >
> > A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for
an
> > inflatable doll. "Would you like male of female?"
> >
> > "Female, please."
> >
> > "Would you like Black, or White?"
> >
> > "White, please."
> >
> > "Would you like Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man . .
.
> > and he replied, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an
> inflatable
> > doll!"
> >
> > "Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

Katie77:
True Australian Ghost Story
>>>
>>>This story happened a while ago in Brisbane, and even
>>>though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true.
>>>
>>>John Bradford, a Sydney University student, was on the side
>>>of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of
>>>a storm.. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm
>>>was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
>>>Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.
>>>John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got in
>>>the car and closed the door, only to realise there was nobody
>>>behind the wheel and the engine  wasn't on!
>>>
>>>The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road and
>>>saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for
>>>his life.  Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through
>>>the
>>>window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched
>>>how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve.
>>>
>>>John saw the lights of a pub down the road so, gathering
>>>strength, jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of
>>>breath, herushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila. He
>>>then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he
>>>went through.
>>>
>>>A silence enveloped everybody when they realised he was
>>>crying and he wasn't drunk.
>>>
>>>About 15 minutes later, two guys walked into the same pub.
>>>They were also wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing
>>>John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other, "Look
>>>Bruce, there's the idiot that got in the car while we were
>>>pushing it."
 
   
 

twistedude:
A man was taking a driving test in a small town. After completing the parallel parking wih no slip-ups, he heard the instructor say:
"Great! Can you make a u-turn?"
"Turn? I c'n make'er eyes bug out!" replid the man.

Katie77:
LITTLE FLAB !!
 

 

One morning while making breakfast,

a man walked up to his wife,

pinched her on the butt and said...

"If you firmed this up, we could get rid of

your control top pantyhose."

 

While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.


 


The next morning,

the man woke his wife with

a pinch on each of her breasts

and said....

"You know, if you firmed these up,

we could get rid of your bra."


 

This was

beyond
 

a silent response...


 


So she rolled over

and

grabbed him

by his

'DANGLER.'
 

     
 


With a death grip in place,

she said...
 

   
 

"You know,

if you

firmed this up,

we could

get rid of

the gardener,

   the postman,
     the pool man

                 and

               your brother!"

   

  Have A Good Day! .

Katie77:
Merry Christmas

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