Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
Have you heard a good one lately?
insane-romantic:
This one from the end of "Vicar of Dibley" this week.
There was once a boy born who had no body, no arms, or legs - in fact he was just a head.
On his 18th Birthday, his Dad took him to the pub for his first pint.
He took a drink and, to his surprise, a body suddenly popped out of nowhere!
So, he drank some more and his arms appeared!
On the third sip his legs appeared!
He was so surprised and amazed at this that he ran out of the pub into the road.
He was hit by a lorry and died instantly.
The bartender said to the boy's Father:
"He should have quit while he was ahead"
(I know it's not really good taste and probably not that funny, but I liked it :))
Katie77:
"NOT MY JOB" award, for 2006
sagebrush:
"Why do I have such a stiff neck?"
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