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Offline David In Indy

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3280 on: December 24, 2008, 04:48:02 am »
I have some family flying in tomorrow and I was just checking the arrival schedule when I came across THIS....




Are they CRAZY?? How can a flight arrive from the same place it came from?

I swear. :-\

This city is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED up!! And with all this ice and snow, I'm wondering if they will get here at all! From the looks of the first part of that schedule, I don't think they have a wing nor a prayer. >:(

And on Christmas Eve no less! ::)



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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3281 on: December 24, 2008, 05:15:03 am »
I can just see it now.... everyone boards the airplane, sits down, buckles their seat belts, unbuckles their seat belts, stands back up and gets back off the plane.

"Wow, that was quick! And a smooth flight too! I never even felt the airplane move!"

"And that airport sure does look familiar too!"

Well, DUH!! :P

See, you all thought airline tickets were expensive before... but now they want to charge you for not going anywhere at all.

::)

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3282 on: December 24, 2008, 07:23:02 am »
I can just see it now.... everyone boards the airplane, sits down, buckles their seat belts, unbuckles their seat belts, stands back up and gets back off the plane.

"Wow, that was quick! And a smooth flight too! I never even felt the airplane move!"

"And that airport sure does look familiar too!"

Well, DUH!! :P

See, you all thought airline tickets were expensive before... but now they want to charge you for not going anywhere at all.

::)

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3283 on: December 24, 2008, 08:52:24 am »
I can just see it now.... everyone boards the airplane, sits down, buckles their seat belts, unbuckles their seat belts, stands back up and gets back off the plane.

"Wow, that was quick! And a smooth flight too! I never even felt the airplane move!"

"And that airport sure does look familiar too!"

Well, DUH!! :P

See, you all thought airline tickets were expensive before... but now they want to charge you for not going anywhere at all.

::)

:laugh: :laugh:





ok I take it back! I think I could fly! (if that was MY flight...)

 ;D ;D

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3284 on: December 24, 2008, 11:17:27 am »

Merry Christmas, David! :-*

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3285 on: December 24, 2008, 06:47:16 pm »



Happy Holidays David!

Just wanted to take a moment
to wish you a very happy and
healthy holiday season!!!!


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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3286 on: December 24, 2008, 07:52:40 pm »
MERRY CHRISTMAS DAVID... HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON

FROM YOUR MATE DOWN DOWUNDER


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It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3287 on: December 24, 2008, 09:09:13 pm »
Merry Christmas Paul, Chuck and Sue!! Thanks for the Christmas greetings!! :D

Paul, that looks like Ennis up there on that horse!!

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3288 on: December 24, 2008, 11:28:55 pm »
MERRY CHRISTMAS DAVID... HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON

FROM YOUR MATE DOWN DOWUNDER




OMG!  I just posted the same image in your blog, Sue!  I didn't copy it from here, I swear!!
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There must be a shortage of fun Aussie holiday images on the 'net!  ;)
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Happy Holidays, David!
« Reply #3289 on: December 24, 2008, 11:34:51 pm »
I hope you have wonderful holidays, David!  What are your plans?  Do you get much time off work?

Note that you get the most twisted holiday image I could find because of the precedent you set on Thanksgiving with Big Bird.  Ruined my childhood memories, you did.  (And I feel like I'm channeling The King's English...must be residual Fiona influence!)

::)  :laugh:

Seriously, thank you for being such a kind, compassionate person and for all you contribute to making BetterMost a wonderful Internet home.  You set an example, in my opinion, and represent the best of all of us.


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