Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Fran]

He could see the Twist ranch in the distance
He'd found it with little assistance.
Jack's ma waited for him by the door,
And they instantly had good rapport

[LauraGigs]

He could see the Twist ranch in the distance
He'd found it with little assistance.
Jack's ma waited for him by the door,
And they instantly had good rapport
Each grateful for the other's existence!

[Lumière]

Cont'd: 


The old man watched him through cold blue eyes,

[Fran]

The old man watched him through cold blue eyes,
So cold, they made Ennis realize

[Lumière]

The old man watched him through cold blue eyes,
So cold, they made Ennis realize
That he knew about Jack's "ways"

[Pipedream]

The old man watched him through cold blue eyes,
So cold, they made Ennis realize
That he knew about Jack's "ways",
His contempt showed in his face

[LauraGigs]

The old man watched him through cold blue eyes,
So cold, they made Ennis realize
That he knew about Jack's "ways",
His contempt showed in his face
And their love he had quietly surmised.

[Front-Ranger]

I'm not very experienced at this, so I'll just go back to the basics...


There once were two men and a tent

[saucycobblers]

There once were two men and a tent
And up Brokeback Mountain they went

[Katie77]

There once were two men and a tent
And up Brokeback Mountain they went
Then one night, while asleep