Cellar Scribblings

[Kelda]

yeah!   

yay!

[CellarDweller]

Hiya BetterMost friends.

Friday/Pay Day Happy Dance!

I hope that everyone is doing well today!

Late appearance her for me today!   I was pretty busy at work, so I had no time to update here!    

Anyone have good plans for the weekend?  I think I'm just hanging around and getting chores done

[CellarDweller]

Had a date last night with the guy from bowling (Rich) it was a good time.  We had a few laughs, got to know each other, and he already said he wants a second date, and I got a kiss goodnight! 

Yay!

oooh! And do you want a second date!?!

yeah!   

In a deep voice  "OOOO Yeah"

Good on you!

yay!

Now let's not all get excited!  LOL

[CellarDweller]

This exchange took place at work yesterday:

Ethel:   Chucky, how is the new apartment?

Chuck:   Great, thanks!

Ethel:  Have you had your first overnight guest?

Chuck:      Ethel!  I've only been there for 16 days!  Are you calling me a whore?

Ethel:   No, just a little trampy!

[Katie77]

This exchange took place at work yesterday:

Ethel:   Chucky, how is the new apartment?

Chuck:   Great, thanks!

Ethel:  Have you had your first overnight guest?

Chuck:      Ethel!  I've only been there for 16 days!  Are you calling me a whore?

Ethel:   No, just a little trampy!

Well Ethel doesn't beat around the coffee cup does she....my kind of lady.....

[Kelda]

This exchange took place at work yesterday:

Ethel:   Chucky, how is the new apartment?

Chuck:   Great, thanks!

Ethel:  Have you had your first overnight guest?

Chuck:      Ethel!  I've only been there for 16 days!  Are you calling me a whore?

Ethel:   No, just a little trampy!

Well Ethel doesn't beat around the coffee cup does she....my kind of lady.....

  I think ethel would fit right in here!!

[CellarDweller]

Here is your "laugh at Chuck's expense" moment for today.

 

I was putting a fan in my bedroom window on Friday, and I noticed a huge hornet buzzing around the fire escape.  Anyone who knows me, knows that I am afraid of flying, stinging insects.  I thought:  "Oh, if one of those things ever get in here, I have no one but myself to try and kill it."

Fast forward to today.  I went to CVS to pick some stuff up, and when I got home, I hear buzzing and a "bumping" against the ceiling.  I look up, and there is a yellow jacket buzzing about.  I manage to stifle a scream,  throw my bag down, and run to the linen closet.  I grab a towel, and open the front door to my apartment, hoping the "shoo" it outside.  After about 5 minutes of me swinging the towel, making noises, ducking as it swooped at me, the little bastard still refused to go anywhere near the door.  He managed to get to the window, and I took the towel, and smooshed him between the blinds and the glass.  He fell, and landed on top of the window.  I slid the window up, and he fell between the screen and glass, and I quickly shut the window.

[Katie77]

So proud of you Chucky.......you are my hero........

[Penthesilea]

Here is your "laugh at Chuck's expense" moment for today.

 

I was putting a fan in my bedroom window on Friday, and I noticed a huge hornet buzzing around the fire escape.  Anyone who knows me, knows that I am afraid of flying, stinging insects.  I thought:  "Oh, if one of those things ever get in here, I have no one but myself to try and kill it."

Fast forward to today.  I went to CVS to pick some stuff up, and when I got home, I hear buzzing and a "bumping" against the ceiling.  I look up, and there is a yellow jacket buzzing about.  I manage to stifle a scream,  throw my bag down, and run to the linen closet.  I grab a towel, and open the front door to my apartment, hoping the "shoo" it outside.  After about 5 minutes of me swinging the towel, making noises, ducking as it swooped at me, the little bastard still refused to go anywhere near the door.  He managed to get to the window, and I took the towel, and smooshed him between the blinds and the glass.  He fell, and landed on top of the window.  I slid the window up, and he fell between the screen and glass, and I quickly shut the window.

Chuckie, you need a glass and a postcard (or something similar) for catching flying insects. Wait till it lands on some reachable surface (and mostly the lil buggers choose the window pane because of the light), put the glass over it, slide the postcard between the window pane and the glass, et voilà! Then you can study it thoroughly through the safety of the glass and set it free outside completely unharmed.
If you shoo them around wildly, they only get aggressive because they're attacked.

[CellarDweller]

Hello Bettermost Friends!

Leave it to grumpy cat to like Mondays!  Ugh!

it was a pretty decent weekend.  I got a bunch of stuff done, went to a BBQ, did laundry, saw my family, was attacked by giant, ugly stinging insect, and lived to tell the tale! 

I also finally started my fund raising for the AIDS Walk, I'm made it to $100.00.