Man, this round is going to be tough!
I tend to avoid bad movies and it seems unfair to pick one that I haven't watched. I was first going to go with
The Astronaut's Wife which includes one of the few mediocre
Johnny Depp performances I've seen. And then I thought, what about
Airport 1975? But I actually
liked that movie,
Karen Black was so good in it,
"I'm the flight attendant, I can't fly this plane!" (I'm paraphrasing). Then I thought, there's always
The Avengers with
Uma Thurman and
Ralph Fiennes, which was universally reviled, but I never saw it, so I went with this stinker, which I
have seen. It was good for a few laughs.
This quote pretty much explains why I think it's bad:
www.qwipster.net/anaconda.htmEither a terrible A-list movie or a great B-movie, depending on your point of view, Anaconda is by all accounts one of the schlockiest large budget releases to ever come from a major studio. Even taken on its own terms though, it's a failure, as the anacondas featured in the film evoke absolutely no scares, and the only pleasures to be found come from the cheese factor, some laughable lines, and one hell of an over-the-top performance by scene-stealer Jon Voight (Mission: Impossible, Tomb Raider). Although Voight does little to save Anaconda from collapsing from its own stupidity, at least he makes a knowingly bad film almost tolerable, with a tongue-in-cheek performance that lets you know that he's aware that he's in a crappy movie, and he's going to do whatever he can to entertain you in the interim.Oh and the cherry on this pile of pooh?:
Jennifer I-know-I-can't-act-but-they-keep-offering-me-these-roles-so-what-am-I-gonna-do-say-no?
Lopez