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Author Topic: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club  (Read 4632426 times)

Offline MaineWriter

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #7790 on: August 27, 2008, 06:22:51 pm »
Do you guys want a laugh? I found this video today while I was writing a presentation on ERGONOMICS...notice the ergonomic dynamics of the seats. Notice the other stuff, too. Only 47 seconds long and worth every second.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCCRw2_3LbM[/youtube]

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #7791 on: August 27, 2008, 07:06:49 pm »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on August 27, 2008, 04:17:10 pm
Where's that mariconera you gave me last night--so I can smack you with it!  >:(  :laugh:  :-*


 :laugh: ;D :-*
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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #7792 on: August 27, 2008, 08:48:32 pm »
Quote from: MaineWriter on August 27, 2008, 06:22:51 pm
Do you guys want a laugh? I found this video today while I was writing a presentation on ERGONOMICS...notice the ergonomic dynamics of the seats. Notice the other stuff, too. Only 47 seconds long and worth every second.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCCRw2_3LbM[/youtube]

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Just what was this presentation?  Gaygonomics?
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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #7793 on: August 27, 2008, 09:43:43 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


that was great!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #7794 on: August 27, 2008, 10:27:24 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: Funny stuff.

I also loved that one about Adam and Eve.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #7795 on: August 28, 2008, 01:20:49 am »
Great find Leslie. 'Je suis un toy boy', hahahaha.

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #7796 on: August 28, 2008, 01:46:05 am »
Hey Chrissi! I have a question for you. I have this little wooden thing, and I think it's from Germany or Austria. It's a little wooden plank, and over to one side there's a door with a string. When you pull it the door opens. Now I can figure out a little of what it says from my limited knowledge of Dutch, but most of it I cannot read. I was wondering if you would translate it for me. Because I have no idea what this thing is. I'm not sure how to put the dots on top of some of the letters, so I hope you can still translate it.

Over on the right side (the flat side) it says: Alle Anderen Herzlich Willkommen Bei.

Then, on the lid part (over on the left side) it says: Zieh Leine

Then when you pull the string, the little lid opens and it says this:

Folgende Personen sind hier unerwunscht und sollten besser >>Leine ziehen<<

* Gerichtsvollzieher und Steurerprufer

* Privatdetektive und sonstige Schnuffler

* Erbschleicher Mitgiftjager und Heiratsschwindler

* Lastige Schwiegermutter

* SchweiBfuBler mit Mundgeruch

* Staubsaugervertreter ohne Beutel

(Please forgive any typos I made)

WHAT IS THIS THING CHRISSI??  :laugh:  :laugh:

I can't figure it out! ???

I'm guessing it's meant to be hung on a wall because there is a nail hole on each corner. :D

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #7797 on: August 28, 2008, 02:17:09 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


It's one of those useless, tacky little things which are supposed to be fun. You don't hang it on a wall, but on a door. The right side says "All others are welcome to [insert your name]"


On the lid it says "F*ck off"

Under the lid it says "The following people are not welcome here and better f*ck off:

[then follows a a listing of unwanted persons]


- marshals and tax auditors
- legacy hunters, fortune hunters and marriage swindlers
- obnoxious mothers-in-law
- people with sweaty feet and bad breath
- door-to-door salesmen for vacuum cleaners, if they don't have a sack [kind of a German pun]


You read it from left to ride: "F*ck of in case you're one of those people (followed by the listing) ..... All others are welcome to [David's] home"


It's a tasteless welcome sign for the door :laugh:
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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #7798 on: August 28, 2008, 02:20:47 am »
Quote from: Penthesilea on August 28, 2008, 02:17:09 am
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


It's one of those useless, tacky little things which are supposed to be fun. You don't hang it on a wall, but on a door. The right side says "All others are welcome to [insert your name]"


On the lid it says "F*ck off"

Under the lid it says "The following people are not welcome here and better f*ck off:

[then follows a a listing of unwanted persons]


- marshals and tax auditors
- legacy hunters, fortune hunters and marriage swindlers
- obnoxious mothers-in-law
- people with sweaty feet and bad breath
- door-to-door salesmen for vacuum cleaners, if they don't have a sack [kind of a German pun]


You read it from left to ride: "F*ck of in case you're one of those people (followed by the listing) ..... All others are welcome to [David's] home"


It's a tasteless welcome sign for the door :laugh:


 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Oh my god!!  :laugh:  :laugh:

I wonder where this thing came from?  :laugh:  :laugh:

Thanks so much for translating for me Chrissi!

I had no idea!  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #7799 on: August 28, 2008, 02:23:54 am »
  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

I'm going to hang it up tomorrow!!  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Oh god, I can't even breathe, I'm laughing too hard!  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Where's the nails and hammer at?  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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