Feng Shui?    Isn't that one of them Asian dogs? 
No David.  It's the art of eating them in the correct corner of your home!
The person below used to have a crush on Lee Majors.
False. Lee majores was way too springy sounding when he moved.  Mine was the Greatest American Hero.
The person below me has a quick temper.. 
I have an adequately timed temper!
The person below me would drool over Peter Brady!